Right. I've shoved them all into bed early (I have fuckingawesome black out blinds. It's like the Blitz here, I wouldnt be without them) and have run a bath with nice Elemis stuff. Not period authenticity but I felt a bit of leg prep and tache trimming was in order.
Prosecco open, first glass down.
Time for a serious moment. Ahem. Clears throat.
(bought ages ago in fucking Prague I will have you know!) Ding ding ding. Pray silence for her Wenchiness La Comtess ...
Before this evening gets yes going, and whilst you're still munching down your cocks and balls, I would like to make a tribute to the muskwenches and their dedication to those hot pieces of ass.
Let's start with the fighty.lTheAthos girls. Those wenches begging for feverishly intense fucking in a dark corridor, with lots of red wine, navy leather and smiling on.occasion but no laughing.
Despite the lack of chivalry in battle, the biting (wit and physical) the fierce dualling required to guard a place, and protect against queue jumpers , I have come to respect you all for your wise choices, sophisticated assessments of hot cock, and appreciation of a fine male specimen. Team Athos, you are fabulous.
Then onto the romantic Chiquitas. Since that fateful day by the stream I have cottoned on to why youre obsessed with Aramis. It's got a lot to do with those white trews hasn't it? Fair fucking play. He's incredible.
Then to the cardinal's red wench guard. I feel deeply for you all. He's immensely powerfully and deeply delicious. Remember, you'll always have him in your heads whenever leather gloves are present. They can never remove him from it entirely. He I'sd forever on the DVD.
To the Porthos wenches. Man, you've got tremendous taste. Big tasty piece of Porthos. Yes please. And a bit of the giggling.
And finally to the Pup fanciers. Fair play. It's his story. And who better than an experienced wench to help him on his way.
I've adored being included on your wenchy thread. Here's to many more ( and the second series woo hoo) and a few mass rewatches. Plus that bootcamp disk. The yoga better be fucking well.on it beeb.
love you all.
The Fucking Comtess.
(Licks and gropes the thread) (tastes those fingers on Malcolm's lips)
Oh and Malcolm. What an AIBU xxxx