Wenches preparation for the throbbing big climax! Musketeers appreciation IX

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

So now here we are 9th thread after the 9th episode! Aren't we clever? The Cardinal will be giving us all his lusty lusty eyes to show appreciation but please try not to get too turned on and distracted by it because we have much wenching to do to take us up to the big finale!

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But he was smelling previously at the other end, arf!

Arrrrggghhhh you're driving him into the arms of the queen!

Gah - Madame where is 'covered with bees' from. I can't remember and it's annoying me. ta.

I have a heaving bosom, it is difficult to breathe and get clothes to fit.

I think we have stopped pausing. knew it would go to shit

Don't be a bitch Isabel.... don't fucking upset Aramis.

Perhaps she is so scrawny because of being a nun?

erm, mtm, i was actually talking about santi

you do know there are other actors on this show dont you...

It was just because I was ahead. I'm off again now though

Tell us to pause then if you want.

Anyone else think dog's trousers are overly rouched round the back??

Me too twit It's a bastard. Unless it's the 17th century. which it isn't.

Ohh, I've got a blue cape now and am brandishing 'Cleopatra' around.

WAILLLLLLLL

YOU BITCH YOU BITCH YOU CRUEL HEARTLESS NUN BITCH FROM HELL

Don't hurt him look into his gentle puppy eyes HOW COULD YOU...

That wasn't meant to sound like that sorry

Mavis, eddie izzard?? I think.

I liek the scene where she dies. Aramis's grief is beautiful and I just want him to bury his head h=in my heaving bosom.

HERE WE BLOODY GO

Aramis's whimper makes me wanna HOWL

I love the music key change as she gets up off her bed

Go back to bed. No good will come of this.

thanks Madame it was Eddie Izzard.

I think we are fine - keep going keep going, we seem to be mostly on track.

GO on D'art try and stop the Captain.

Oh my coming up to shag Queenie moment.... absenting myself for the next 4 mins.

He's grieving. leave him alone. do you want to get him hanged???

Running his fingers through his hair. Yessssss