Wenches preparation for the throbbing big climax! Musketeers appreciation IX

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

So now here we are 9th thread after the 9th episode! Aren't we clever? The Cardinal will be giving us all his lusty lusty eyes to show appreciation but please try not to get too turned on and distracted by it because we have much wenching to do to take us up to the big finale!

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WARNING: Sometimes we discuss the plot line!

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part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

God, I am stalking someone's Instagram page .

He's now neck and neck with Athos I reckon

Look at Dog keeping his hair dry!

I jus feel happy it's no longer me stalking Capaldi!

uh-oh, evidence of dodgy musical tastes right there

Can you imagine trying to have a face to face conversation with him, or just any of the 4 of them, when they were dressed like musketeers? How the hell do women and gay men around them cope? Would they need lustketeers camp while the do their musketeers camp?

Stinky, are you saying that Mick Hucknall in leather trousers with a sword and billowing shirt wouldn't give you men mega super horn?

ok, the Simply Red aberration is forgotten

Mmmmmmm....

Anyone noticed this one?

Ok I'm going to be honest here. I STILL don't think I'm any closer to answering my original AIBU thread all those weeks ago.

So I conclude I now have two options. Alphabetical or age. I'm throwing Pertwee in there too so that's a grand total of seven now.

I saw that one a while back on his twitter. Do you think they've discovered mumsnet?

Can't get links to work. Harumph. Feckin phone.

It's ok Hannah, it can't be me really, I'm not in today, so you don't need to show me any miscellaneous Spaniel documentation.

Anne don't go minty, def safer to go spicy/garlicky imho.

Looking into Prague based minibus hire companies, can we get some idea of numbers for the start of filming? Would a 24 seater be ok? ... Do we need s spreadsheet?

Well I'm going to have to have Traville for series two now we know we will be one down I wonder what Drink's plans will be? Don't tell me I'll be sharing with her again.

I'm running 2 lists

As Musketeers:
Athos
Treville
Duke of Savoy
Vadim? (the one that tried to blow them all up)

As them-actual-selves:
Luke Pasqualino
Santiago Cabrera
Hugo Speer

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, Mick Hucknell, even in leather/billowy shirt/sword combo

Mtm ... I agree it's really getting very very hard. Very hard. I mean, despite my frankly embarrassing lustings over Athos, the more we pore over their particulars the more appreciate I become of them all. But I am getting choosy ref specifics such as good beard, navy pauldron, grey shirts and wetness of hair. For all of them. Plus I think we really do need them fully tooled up and we haven't seen the cardinal brandishing his sword yet... It's a pretty problem.

Perhaps we should do an open 'post' to the producers. We know you are reading

There has to be some reward for this level of dedication & loyalty & let's face it, at times, hard work.

10,000 posts it'll be come Sunday. In 10 weeks. By about 10-12 posters who are having to combine this with numerous children & arduous RL chores.

Some sort of back-stage glimpse? That doesn't involve hours of sneaky stalking & perving

We could be good. If they wanted us to. On our best behaviour. And would save us having to hire a minibus.

Actually, that original AIBU was posted on the 20th Feb.

It's not 10 weeks, it's about half that.

OOOH I've got a great game we can ALL play! This is brilliant. It's called. Face Base or Space! Basically I'll post a picture and you say where you would sit - on the face, on the base of their One For All, or maybe on a space next to them because they're not for you.

Get it?

Let's go

BASE.

. I like this game. More, more!

Base!!!

next!

Sorry, can't post pics, not in shitepad and I'm not risking saving photos to the PC and being busted

I'll have to wait for the other wenches to answer first

Ah fuck it. BASE AND FACE.

In the meantime can I just say. Fucking hell. That man is just fucking gorgeous. That photo just gives me nipples of sheer iron. Take me now.

Can't it be kiss,shag,avoid?