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Wenches preparation for the throbbing big climax! Musketeers appreciation IX

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 07:49

So now here we are 9th thread after the 9th episode! Aren't we clever? The Cardinal will be giving us all his lusty lusty eyes to show appreciation but please try not to get too turned on and distracted by it because we have much wenching to do to take us up to the big finale!

Please remember IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO JOIN THE WENCHOOD! If you are a saucy lurker then please feel free to join in our discussions.

WARNING: Sometimes we discuss the plot line!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

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Alibabaandthe40nappies · 25/03/2014 17:33

Comtesse I had a rather good daydream along those lines earlier...

MadamedeChevreuse · 25/03/2014 17:45

That s a very stimulating scene you've just drawn there comtesse...Tonight on Musketeers Later....

However I do think athos would have too much honour and all that to go there . Whereas aramis would do an ageing donkey if he hadn't had any for two minutes.

LaComtessdelafere · 25/03/2014 17:48

Agreed madame. The trick is to suddenly turn into your wenchy self once Athos comes through to help, which gets rid of any moral issues for him, leaving it just his duty and pleasure to help his fellow musketeer. See. That works. And it's quite deeply satisfying.

MadamedeChevreuse · 25/03/2014 17:51

Yes comtesse!!!!! You are a minxy genius busting out of your black leather corset. Why didn't anyone think of that before?? If the newbies / less frequent posters twoesy or threesy up on the rotas, we might just possibly get a go before episode 10 airs...

Hello Ali. which team are you on?

LetUsPrey · 25/03/2014 18:08

Evening wenches. Have caught up on last thread, not so this one yet.

Just in from work, if you can call entertaining Aramis all day work. I bloody wish.

I should be available for a re-watch tonight after 9, although this may have been covered. Have we decided on an episode?

Back in a bit - need to feed children and self.

LaComtessdelafere · 25/03/2014 18:08

Sitting here putting a great deal of thought into my new scenario. I think I'd really need Athos's voice pounding in my ears, but I'm definitely interested in ending up a la anne on Aramis's chest. And I'm interested in unbuckling that strap on Aramis''s trousers. But then Athos needs help to get him out of his navy jacket. Fuck it. Leave the jacket on. I'm biting his lip a little just before we start to devour each other. Athos looks up at Aramis 'this one needs to count' and the king of cunnelingus joins the party. All glistening he pauses just long enough to say 'Athos, please' . But Athos cannot stop so they both carry on, beards scratching, leather grinding against skin, over and over and over until ....

LaComtessdelafere · 25/03/2014 18:15

Captain Treville enters. He appraises the situation and realises he needs to take command. He's hampered by his broken arm, but nevertheless takes control. He orders the musketeers to hold their line, one up top one below, then growls, 'I can still ride'. His blue cloak drops to the floor as he joins the throng....

LetUsPrey · 25/03/2014 18:33

Excellent idea re watching other shows and keeping the threads going. I'll give most programmes a whirl, I mean I watched Atlantis to the bitter end so that should give you some idea of my standards. Have to say though that I watched one episode of The Tudors and wasn't that struck.

Just to confirm I love Doctor Who so there's no problem with that one.

Can definitely pencil in Soccer Aid in June as one to watch. Running, shorts, sweatiness, footballing skills. Oh yes.

Feck, dinner is burning.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 18:45

I'm so glad we can all agree to carry on our wonderful affair together!

I'm not so glad that NO one has appreciated the sexy cardinal since I last posted though.WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT IN ALL OF YOU!

Comtess, give me Treville

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 18:55

Oh ok then since you all asked

LUSTY EYES LUSTY EYES LUSTY EEEEEYES!!!

Wenches preparation for the throbbing big climax! Musketeers appreciation IX
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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 18:59

Also, just an observation, but does anyone else ever think...how does something that came out of my vagina and that is only 8 years old know more about computers and apps and iPads than I do??!

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Twit · 25/03/2014 19:06

Hi mtm you were saying about watching whilst running, what do you use? I'd like to run, but have to be careful, killing two birds with one stone sounds good.
Can you actually hear it over the running 'thing' you use?

LaComtessdelafere · 25/03/2014 19:08

Yep, I've also got an 8 yr old Steve Jobs type here. Makes me feel old and incompetent. Grrr. Now, where did Treville go?

MrsAthos · 25/03/2014 19:12

Ladies! If you use twitter then feel free to join us... We have a nice space dedicated to Athos (But usually venture into Treville, Aramis...All of them in fact) with lots of chatter and pictures.

You would all be welcome!

(@MrsAthos)

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 19:25

Twit, the particular model instrument of torture that we purchased has built in speakers so you can plug it it and go! Although just go on the spot really...

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 19:28

hello Mrs Athos! I am already aware of your fine work.

WENCHES....WENCHES....ERM....have any of you ever put "musketeers" and "mumsnet" into twitter search...???

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LaComtessdelafere · 25/03/2014 19:30
LetUsPrey · 25/03/2014 19:31

I don't entirely understand Twitter, although I think my real life name shows up with my username so probably not a good thing. I've tried to change it but can figure out how to do it.

MrsAthos · 25/03/2014 19:32

Well.. whoever you are... I thank you!

I have enjoyed reading these threads. Who knew a bit of leather could have us all so... happy!

LetUsPrey · 25/03/2014 19:32

Oh crap. I'm not entirely thrilled about that.

LaComtessdelafere · 25/03/2014 19:34

Mrs Athos. I applaude your fine fine work. I'm now following ....avidly. < gives Mrs Athos an Aramis style rollingwave>. I am very, very grateful.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 19:36

What's that scuttling out of the door at speed? Oh it's my dignity. CLOSE THE DOOR ON THE WAY OUT!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 25/03/2014 19:38

It's ok LetUsPrey I'll protect you.

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LetUsPrey · 25/03/2014 19:41

Sorry, should have been clearer. Not that happy about the search results on Twitter as pointed out by MTM. Happy with the comments on this thread obvs Smile

QueenAnneofAustria · 25/03/2014 19:44

LetUs- nit sure about tonight. DC have gone to GP for strike day so I suggested a marathon to DH to see if we can spot any loose ends that need to be addressed. He said no. I feel he missing out on some potential sex particularly as I would usually have uni with aforementioned lecturer tonight.

However we are definitely watching tomorrow night at 9pm and that will be episode 9. But I am sure someone will be along to watch with you.

I have a book club twitter account and one in my name but I am all serious in my one.