When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

Part one

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part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

Shouty sweary Malcolm Tucker gives me the raging horn! That might have been obvious though... He's not as sexy as Richelieu and definitely wouldn't be as kinky, but not totally far off it, I suspect. I hope he doesn't read this and get offended. Poor Malcolm.

Love the playful Musketeers taking the piss out of Fog. And Athos is quite smiley. And a bit eye crinkly there....

Dog nice & sweaty there

Just how many teeth does the king have?

Ryan Gage plays this part brilliantly.

Oh. The King flirting

"The Waters there Aramis is renowned for his powers of fertility"

Fog? Ffs. dog. Hate these feckin things. Yep, deffo like the darker leather jackets. Tan a bit obvious.

Strikeout fail

HEY!

Anne does like outdoor pursuits tho....just with Aramis in his white trews. In water.

My friggin dog is barking at the horses again

Anne we can indeed.

Let the king does seem to have more teeth than the average person!

This guy's full of himself

Right have caught up. Suspected I'd be a bit late for a re-watch but am going to save it for later in the week.

Hello Newbies - it hadn't occurred to me that anyone might actually lurk on these threads. And no, I don't even post this much on the Doctor Who threads (or indeed anything else).

Truth be told, I'm kind of bemused with myself that I've got into it as, as I've said before, it's not actually that good as a drama - bar last nights episode.

Oh, and before I go and catch up again it's all well and good going on about RL shagging but some of us are single you know. We don't need reminding that actual shagging is an actual real life activity have I mentioned it's been 5 years

The danger

no. Nope. No. Not

Definitely YES!

no! again is think not.

part of me says yes, some of me says WTF?!

Ohhhh A didn't waste much time getting her between his legs

STREAM ALERT

He says Mellendorf, I hear John Cougar Mellencamp.

I'd quite like to be cosied up with Aramis on a horse. What a surprise said no one ever.

Queenie and I have similar cooking skills.

yes

fucking fucking fuck YES!!!

DON'T EVEN GO THERE

YESYESYESYES!

Oooh Athos is good at this

Or you could leave now and I won't kill you.

Stay here and I will kill you.

Athos: King of Snark

I know, Mavis. Sone of us dob't get substabdard to Musketeers characters sex with Real Men. So insensitive.

Hmmmm Aramis is licking up there a bit to the Queen. They're all trying to choke it down tho. Love Athos's 'hard to imagine' line. Not hard to imagine you hard, you gorgeous man.