When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

And having been back and clicked on all the links posted on here, I now need the Oasis leather jacket that Mavis posted a few hundred posts ago. Bugger

I can't believe no one has picked up on this comment yet

Aramis heads back to Queenie.

Athos: "Let me know if you need a hand..."

Divinely hot episode. Particularly enjoyed Athos slooooowly moving the nun's fun away from him.

(Having a n/c-fest at the moment, have been on here before, namely going into some detail about how much I want to boff Athos)

Bot only we think the same, we also probably look the same i have a very similar leather jacket from Oasis from many moons ago.

Actually, thinking about it, so do I

It's pleather though, which does unspeakable things to my armpits

Lunch is ready!!

Hello? Hello? Anyone in? Am I too late to join the Wenchfest?

I've been lurking since the first post, and seeing as more or less I AM Hannah, I've not felt the need to pipe up. But now I'm worried that I might lose you all forever, and I haven't even got a locket pressed next to my heart to remind me of you all. So I've very cautiously peeped out from the murk of lurk. I 've literally lurked for years all over Mumsnet and this is what's brought me out!!

Why? You lot are soooooooooo feckin funny. And I need to embrace the bosoms of my fellow pervers. DH hasn't linked the Muskeperving with the sudden upsurge of interest on a Sunday night. But, phew, after last night, I nearly blurted 'Athos' in the throws of passion!

And I awoke early replaying the Athos "I can't believe you slept with the queen!' over in my head. I'm embarrassed by my teen ogling of the man. But fucking hell. Tom/Athos has got it all. Tho I'd do all of em tbh.

Long post. Sorry. Must.Control.Impulses

So it you, Hannah or are you a new poster similar in spirit to Hannah god if you exist help us?

Not, not Hannah. But we are of one mind when it comes to certain matters pertaining to leather, Athos, Athos, leather. And Athos. So yes. There is another!

God help us then

I'm behind by about three episodes, so am not reading the thread yet, but MavisGrind, THANK YOU from the bottom of my knickers heart for the pic of Athos and his sex face.

I'll be back when I've perved my way through the backlog.

Another Hannah?

Joke!

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Comtesse- welcome. It is times like this that I am very pleased that DH sex had never really involved names/words so I never make that error, not even when entirely tequila'd up on Saturday.

Listen, I know i'm way way way back in the queue here. I'm not even near the spreadsheet. But I'd be prepared to wait a very long time for a turn....

Controversial nick name!

I might wait forever. Crooning 'Do it, do it' , a la pissed up Athos bit...
Thanks Anne, yes, it was just all happening in my head last night. It was great.

I hear you Comtesse. DH usually gets luck on a Tuesday (uni night) and a Sunday for obvious reasons.

Both uni and the Musketeers are finishing though so he might work out the link.

Drink - yes, well, cos I'm a murky lurker I had to pick something. And let's be fair, who wouldn't, given the choice?

Hello Comtesse, and others. Jealous of you all with your sex lives with your husbands, so you can at least pretend to be shagging Musketeers. And jobs, so you can put in uninterrupted hours on this thread while "working."

Comtesse I've also been lurking on this thread til getting on the bus a few days ago. It took me two weeks to just read all the posts.

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Amateur. Sigh.

Glad to be of service, although I hadn't noticed.

You could tell Hannah you are the Comtesse Senior. But that might ruin it for you somewhat.

I'm having sucha crap day. Sooooo wanted to join in the post-episode perving analysis but DP "working from home" today and DS sick off preschool. Read most of it in the queue at teh post office though and wet myself laughing.

GOOUTFAMILYGOOUTGOOUTGOOUT

Madame well, there's nothing like a large dose of Muskerperving to ramp up things after 20 years or so. I'm also allegedly 'working from home' today, so obvs I'm replaying last night's episode on Iplayer.

I hope no bosses who allow flexible working from home read this

I think the Comtesse Senior strategy might not play well in my mental reenactments with Athos. So no. But happy to be revealed as fraudulent pretender to the aristocracy, undone by lack of women's education