Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

Hope
Somebody makes a pudding haven't seen Greggs eyebrows wobble yet

Heritage means the carrots have hot ideas about their station.

It's like when they go on about heirloom tomatoes on American cooking programmes.

Gregg is so excited by the boxes.

They're SO pleased with the 'new box game'

It is uber wanky so far ...bloody marvellous

What has holly got on head btw

Apricots! So far I least like Rob.

The posh girl needs to step away from the botox or her eyebrows will be elevated above her head soon.

Sqoosh

I'd suggest not using the ingredients you've never used before. But what do I know? I've never made anything three ways unless you count super noodles in mild curry, bacon and chicken.

Holly - 'I done a barbecue once so I think I'm fine with this, thanks.'

Excellent.

I was thinking they look like a butterflies feelers

Deconstructed Rob is a douche

I'm surprised nobody made a moussaka !!!

I'd make meatloaf

Tbf, it looks like there's some deconstructed moussaka going on here.

3 ways

I would just eat the
Feta sack the rest

Rob has made 3ways! It all looks Brown.

Auvergne three bloody ways.

Yuk aubergines ...

Oil fest!

Aubergine 3 ways?

Aubergine 3 ways, crisped, chipped and burnt.

Potatoe rob and holly eyebrows will go through