Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

What a wanky pretentious dish

Two ways just isn't good enough. Must be at least three ways or you're better off not bothering.

Ah fuckit...they liked it

What?! They've lost the plot already.

The rissole looks awful.

I'm here! Was happily watching MC and realised I'd missed the MN thread.

Nice to see a lot of MC regulars back .

Three ways with a drizzle or a smear preferably

None of this lot to win

Blimy an entire lemon

Mmmmmmm curry looks good

That looks tasty. I'd eat that.

We have food served on a plank of wood. I'd say that's a bit dated.

Hahahaha. That's so shit.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wellington ha ha ha ha

Fucking great chunks of chilies!

Ha ha we are onto a dog meat sandwich now...

That's not a sliver. That's a slab.

Wrong Rob.!
Bleurgh.

He's made steak pie Ffs hahaha

Gregg (two 'g's, what a wanker) gives me the heebie jeebies. I loathe him.

He's made the beef Wellington look like something from Subway.

It looks terrible.

@ bean

They're not 'trying to find fault'. It's just crap. You don't have to find anything.

No to the chocolate!

Duck looks over cooked