Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

She"ll get through -.-

Smash and tinned apricots?

Holly's chocolate orange
Lindy hops going home

Is lindyhopper instructor a job ?

Smash ravioli. Looks atrocious. Sounds atrocious.

Deconstructed beef welli hahahahaha twat

Does Greg want to hobnob the girlie with the duck ;/)

Blimey. Smash ravioli are a hit!

Yet they like it.

Wtf

Why does Greg keep explaining that he now knows things?

So duck and ravioli are clearly their favourites

He'd be good in a war! He could write a recipe book....

Am sure gregg would love her to handle his chorizo

Blue box green box fun

You'd think burning something would be an automatic fail on masterchef.

Ooh, heritage carrots. Get them.

Oh wow! I wonder if famous professional chef John will manage the challenge!

Duffy

Is Gregg his 'basic larder'.

When did carrots become 'heritage carrots'?

Wankery

His dish looks rank

Flatbreads 3 ways ?... Pizza then

at Squoosh

Ha, flatbread 3 ways. I see 'ways' is stiill going strong as a fashion.

I wonder what Monica would have made.