Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

How could he look at that and not think, 'erm, it's a bit shit?'

Sumera's looks nice

They looked so happy. Now I bet Sumera gets a big thumbs up.

OMg she's wearing odd earrings

Are at Greg "I find your meatballs a little dense" pot kettle

Just noticed Gregg's old man pullover needs slippers and a pipe bro go with that

He was going to call it deconstructed moussaka but he decided not to.

Aubergine just doesn't do anything for me

Dried balls

It's amazing how so many of them have managed to make aubergines look really unappetising.

Yes, my dad's got one of those jumpers, he wears it for camping.

That looks quite yum.

There was fucking lavender in that box was there

I'm not that big an aubergine fan either, but Holly's fried aubergine looked fairly disgusting.

Icky figgy pudding

Samphire next I reckon. Or is that too 2013?

The odd earrings are quite distracting.

Think Gregg's spotted wife number 4 in Sumera

Samphire ? Luddite

If three ways and lavender are still going, I suspect there'll be samphire a plenty.

Is it too early for "foam"

They're just talking shite now aren't they

Wtf would you have Botox at 22... Or is she really 70?

I feel ashamed.

I reckon bunhead will go through.

Duffy - genuine laugh out loud to truffles poached in Ribena !

I can't stand Aus/NZ Masterchef - total write off. I don't like the format I just don't like anything about it.

Just Torode (toad) and Wallis (wallies) for me please. John Torode just looks lost and yes, you are right, Wallace (2nd attempt at spelling his name) just votes the crumpet through.

I live overseas, I can't wait for last year's bake off to be screened here. Yes, it's that bad.

GW is a pig and an aggro bastard but he's made a name for himself on t.v. How the hell did he get that gig ?

Oh for someone to do a spoof of Masterchef where J.T. slips into the studio kitchen for a hot meal because someone thinks he's homeless, he's so scruffy. GW just comes in and bellows, 'what's for tea darlin' I've been at work all day.'