Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

She got her gcse in it. Helpful!

Don't like that holly already

Terry's chocolate duck

Amazing eyebrows

John looking grey on top ;-)

Omg savoury chocolate is the new pea purée

Pudding and main on one plate!

Oh please be crap...smug git

Isn't smash pasta gnocchi?

Ra ra rah

Some of this food sounds arse

Similar but classier

Deconstructed beef Wellington. That's a cop out!!

Ra ra Rob

Please let beef Wellington be crap

I've never had beef Wellington .... Is it nice

Ha ha, 'this lot'

That duck is burnt to a crisp. Surely serving it up with terrys chocolate orange cabbage can't help.

Ravioli diaaaasata

Deconstructed beef Wellington is pretty much missing the point of beef Wellington.

Smash pasta is not going to be a smash hit I fear.

Pasta ha ha ha ha...goodness i am very vitriolic tonight...lovely leaden ravioli

Oh Robert, that looked foul. I mean I like tinned apricots but... Not with ravioli

Ugh.

James's looks pretty. Pretty in pink