Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

Bread &butter pud- yawn

Verity has quite an angry expression generally.

Born, I think they just stand pulling faces and nodding portentously

Beige food.

Doncaster boy is regretting taking the piss out of his supermarket job at this point.

And a fondant potato.

Why did he bother with the sandwich bit?

Cinnamon and raspberry

Master chef should be sponsored by weight watchers

Vewitees given us cat vom

Black pudding and blue cheese fritters?

tattoo lady going home

Pass the sickbag. Black pudding and Roquefort Fritter, dear God

Is this the first undercooked chicken of the series?

Aw well Gregg WOULD like her fritters!

Are crumbs the new foam?

S'awright

Crumbs. 90% of puddings this season (may be an exaggeration) have featured crumbs or similar. Just piles of dry crunchy stuff.

On the menu tonight: salmonella

Crumbs are the new foam. You're absolutely right.

Deconstructed is the new foam( crumbs being a subsection )

I'm disappointed at the lack of three ways this week so far. Crumbs three ways is what's missing here.

I think I'd cry if I was served crumbs three ways for pudding.

I require choc fondant 3 ways or I may flounce