Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

Gregg will be eyeing her up shortly

Hello. Have you got your bingo cards at the ready?

Soggy bottom ! HOUSE!
Oh wrong show

Passion, yup

Veritys Passionate yah

Mix it up a bit

She's also v v posh

I spy destinee

Moroccan-Thai fusion cuisine

Evening.

Lots of forrin

Thai-Doncaster fusion cuisine

One should never diss one's current job on camera, especially not in the first round of a tv competition.

Hello Calamitously, was hoping you'd be along

French maman's chicken fricasse

Dilltastic

I love dill, that looks gorgeous.

Evening halsall.

There's a nice smear of stuff separating the warring elements on this plate. It's the front line in the tart-salad war.

He's managed to make what looks very much like a microwave meal.

Too much Doncaster not enough Ko Samui

The curry that is.

The polenta looks unpleasant in that plate.

Micro herbs !!!!

The Asparagus Lorry's been then

Evening

I think it beat the fig lorry today