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Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

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Davros · 18/03/2014 16:45

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:13

The cucumber salad in the curry sauce isn't a great idea.

DuffyMoon · 03/04/2014 20:13

Verity is 22 ?

CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:13

She tried to make a tower of mash, ended up with a splat.

cremolafoam · 03/04/2014 20:14

Mango mash - bleurgh

lettucesoup · 03/04/2014 20:14

Tattoo lady and her monster mash!

DuffyMoon · 03/04/2014 20:14

Boxes

Halsall · 03/04/2014 20:14

Fetch......the BOXES! Mwahahahah

CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:14

Tattoo girl doesn't have a poker face. Nor does she have a great politely noncommittal face.

cremolafoam · 03/04/2014 20:15

Verity's done a bit of ' living' if she's 22

CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:15

I'm struggling to imagine the thought process through which you decide to add mango to mash.

Bornin1984 · 03/04/2014 20:15

Bread and butter pudding there!!

DuffyMoon · 03/04/2014 20:15

Poor john...he must be going senile as gregg EXPLAINS IT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:15

Bloody rose water.

Halsall · 03/04/2014 20:15

It's what the Barefoot fecking Contessa calls 'Bree-OH-ssh'

CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:16

It will be soggy. It didn't look like there was much in the way of blind baking going on there.

Bornin1984 · 03/04/2014 20:16

That tart looks lush

DuffyMoon · 03/04/2014 20:16

cremola am sure it said she was 22...

cremolafoam · 03/04/2014 20:17

Torodes kinda needy innit.

CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:17

Do they have to choose a box blind, or are they allowed to compare ingredients before selecting.

cremolafoam · 03/04/2014 20:18

Blind Calam- like johns tart bakingGrin

DuffyMoon · 03/04/2014 20:18

They can't look in the box...that would defeat the point of the box

CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:18

Looks like we have some box despair.

And someone saying 'if you can't make something tasty out of that...' That always goes well.

Halsall · 03/04/2014 20:19

I don't think Verity is entirely committed to her 'journey' here...

CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:19

Good. I was hoping that was the case. They didn't make it entirely clear.

Bornin1984 · 03/04/2014 20:19

Do u think they get guidance from tweedle dee and tweedle daft during the process?