Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

I need to catch up on posts but - Figs! Samphire! Foams! Non setting pannacotta! This is the best Masterchef in aaages :)

That looks like egg with beetroot. Vile.

They look like giant breasts with big nipples.

Ah, she pulled it off...!

Whey. Interesting.

Hannah's positive self-enforcement knows no bounds.

Yum!

Are flowers this years pea purée

I ordered ackee and saltfish once in a Caribbean restaurant and it was literally the worst meal I've ever had in my life. Hers isn't what mine looked like.

Why The Pansy??

I'm fed up with the flowers.

I'm going to invent a device that enables someone to carry three plates at the same time, it will be either round or rectangular and can have a pattern of your choice..............oh no wait it's been invented.........it's called a tray

Flowers may well be this year's pea purée. With the added advantage that you can whack them on your pud too.

Can't wait for Michael

I was just thinking that, Ellenora

Do they have someone who follows them with the other plate or do they have to come back and get it?

Looks meh

He should have done some cornbread.

Cat food. And baby pasta. Oh dear.

That looks rank.

Oh dear

And used a pressure cooker to do the chilli.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear
Bring on the chocolate

Even I can cook mac and cheese

Brownies that maybe release a flood of sauce when you cut into them?

Chewy cat food at that. Yum yum.