Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

Excellent smearage

We have a smear of shit brown banana.

Where's the hazelnut crumble? Is that what you now call a few hazelnuts slung on a plate?

They are crumbled a bit...

They'll let him through cause they'll want to see him grow

Apparently so. In which case I served strawberry crumble for pudding tonight when I put the packet in front of the kids

God, I wish they'd stop saying "mac and cheese". Really hate it.

Michael? The one from abba ?

How many leave now? If it is one then Celiyah will be going.

FFS Gregg, either it's too sweet or it's not sweet enough. Make your mind up already.

Yes Michael and ikea

Very hard to call. .

Sofia and Michael will go through.

Hah!

Suzie, Celiyah, sorry - but Sofia looks way better in pleather leggings and Gregg needs a new wife

Cooking in a bikini might well work actually.

Hasn't Michael watched MC before? It's hardly a 'step into the unknown' these days.

See you all tomorrow :)

We're in for more curds and whey .
And probably fish fingers and fig rolls

I suspect they forced him to say that. 'We'll let you through if you say it's a step into the unknown'

I'll miss you all tomorrow, back for the QF on Friday.

Ok I missed most of it! Was talking to the midwife Ffs

Evening all

Ooh a tattooed lady