Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

I originally put the ones I thought would be worst first so that the better ones could make up for it.
On this thread, so far it is Porthos, Aramis, Dog. In order of preference.
mtm he's going to say 'aroused' any minute... Quick...

I like Richelieu in this scene though. He clearly thinks Bon wot sit is a knob

Bog off Milady. He doesn't find you arousing any more

Arrrghhh DH keeps coming in! He'd better not sit next to me

Am not finding d"art dressed as a guard doing it for me

Ooh, they're getting wet. And he's about to snog milady.

Come on Athos. I was saying that last night on on my first watch

Oooooh wet

No, not any chest hair.
Ffs you two just shag will you.

Go & give her one a piece of your mind Athos

Ooph my favourite Porthos bit.

I do love all the chest hair. It's so bloody sexy!

Poor old Cardinal was the ONLY one who didn't have any much poking out of his open billowing shirt! sigh

I would be exactly like Alice is.

Yeah, it's not too much that I want to vom, it's just enough to run your fingers through.

Shooting and fighting! Yeah!

"I've earnt it, believe me"

He's filthy.

Oops - have tp rewind now, have missed the bit where he shots with his eyes closed

New trousers for Richelieu, I think he liked that fight a little too much...

Grey shirt & LOTS of chest!

d'Art V Aramis. Me liking muchly

Noooooooooooooooooooooo dooooooooooooonnnnnntttttttt dddddddooooooo iiiiiiittt

ffs. watching episode 8 and did he just say he was going fishing for a patroness? WTAF!! i have money!!! not a lot...but definitely 30 livre worth....

ice quick! get your black crepe on and get thee to a church.
Although I have got Porthos and I think sparkle has got Aramis... Still, what I said up thread.
Not Porthos though.

Constance's dress would look awesome on me if I may so myself.

That Constance/d'Art scene makes me want to cry

Twit - Rochefort is right. He is the Cardinals lackey.

Jealous of you guys rewatching. I have been to book club and still have the write the rest of the essay - the only plus point is that this particular one is about the penis and the clitoris.