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Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 16/03/2014 20:55

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

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TwitMcAwesome · 17/03/2014 20:40

mtm I don't know! because I don't know who 'Twat from C**t direction' is.
However upon reading the first few chapters of 'the three musketeers' I think I was right about the missing bad dog character. My mind is saying Count Rochefort or something similar.
anne can you help?

TwitMcAwesome · 17/03/2014 20:43

Yes, he does look sweet, that's the problem. Do you not remember when he had a tantrum and ran up the stairs? Away from his mother I think.

LetUsPrey · 17/03/2014 20:48

Just throwin' a bit of Athos for you

TwitMcAwesome · 17/03/2014 20:50

Actually I dare all of you to visualise shagging the king.
Wet mouth, giggles at the funny feelings, shoots his load on your thigh 'cos he can't hold off, then falls asleep smug and satisfied and still giggling nervously.
He'd be massively feathery strokery too. With damp hands.

LetUsPrey · 17/03/2014 20:55

I think I just vommed up a bit of my Scotch pie.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 17/03/2014 20:55

I totally would....if Cardinal was going to enjoy watching! [smut]

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TwitMcAwesome · 17/03/2014 20:56

is anyone joining me for a re watch of last nights episode?

I am starting at 9 pm.
That is all.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 17/03/2014 20:56

Hmmm there is a lot wrong about that isn't there....but it's WILDLY exciting.

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MavisGrind · 17/03/2014 20:57

Very nice work there LetUsPrey, so very shaggable (that's Athos, not you. Sorry.)

Sparklegeek · 17/03/2014 20:57

God no to the King. All the women on the show first.

9pm Twit! It's a date even though you're sat right next to me in the tavern

I am recording OBEM to make way.

Sparklegeek · 17/03/2014 20:58

Nice Athos pic. V Nice. Can't decide between him & Porthos for 4th place in the bed.

Sparklegeek · 17/03/2014 21:00

I have it paused as luck would have it, on Aramis. Can I press play?

TwitMcAwesome · 17/03/2014 21:00

sparkle do Athos first and then get the grumps shafted out of you by Porthos.

oo-er

Sparklegeek · 17/03/2014 21:00
Sparklegeek · 17/03/2014 21:01

I can't type & Watch!

Must type in the other characters' speech

TwitMcAwesome · 17/03/2014 21:02

Yes yes yes. Shit, I had to forward it a bit.

TwitMcAwesome · 17/03/2014 21:02

Use the pause button!

TwitMcAwesome · 17/03/2014 21:04

At the music, anyone else joining us?

MavisGrind · 17/03/2014 21:06

I would but I'm knackered and retreating to my boudoir. with Athos

See you in the morning wenches. Be good. as if

Sparklegeek · 17/03/2014 21:06

Pause. In the garrison, when they're discussing the trials - lots of buttons open on Aramis' chest there Grin

TwitMcAwesome · 17/03/2014 21:07

And lots of chest hair to be seen. Even Athos look faintly less grumpy

Sparklegeek · 17/03/2014 21:08

Stroky beard Aramis

TwitMcAwesome · 17/03/2014 21:09

Grin at the church

Sparklegeek · 17/03/2014 21:10

Hellloooooooo Porthos

And dare I say it but the 2 of them crossing themselves...how can THAT be hot????

TwitMcAwesome · 17/03/2014 21:10

Aww, look at Dog leaning. And Porthos being a dick.

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