Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

I might have to see if Anna Karenina is still on sky. I'd forward past all the unnecessary bits

You know when some people are just so beautiful you have to bite something and keep staring....

...can't......stop.....looking.....

Is it this version? The DVD is something like £28! I know he turns out to be an arse but Vronsky's sex appeal is immense and then maginified by 188373737373849473739 when played by Santiago.

Hell he could be the biggest twat in the world if he was boffing me looking like that.

Minipie - If you are serious, then we will have to arrange a time to do your initiation. This will involve a tense question/answer session. Think Mastermind.

If you can prove yourself to be slutworthy dedicated enough, then you are free to pick your queue, and may even be entered (oo err) on the spreadsheet. K?

.... and now I must away, to something called motherhood wtf that is?.?....

No questions without me!

Ok, so it isn't the movie version is it?
Oh well.

Anne Armand is very busy with me. He does not desire for the common wench you lot. We are very sophisticated, speak French, eat oysters and watch Milady flagellate herself.

I can speak another language.... and in 1630 it has a bit of an Empire and is powerful and everything. I reckon they can put this in the plot for season 2, rescue Anne from the clutches of the Harem.

it wasn't but it should have

Anne you are A-M-A-Z-I-N-G !!
You have surpassed yourself.
truly FAB.

I have been putting a lot of...ahem...thought....into my own personal list....

It has to be Athos first...it just does.
Duke of Savoy (underrated but excellent)
Athos again....and again.
then the cardinal.
Athos
Aramis
Porthos
and finally dog.
and by finally I mean that it will be followed by Athos...forever.

I am trying to think of a representative dish for each of them at the feast...

so far I only have the potato salad with hot dog sausage (for dog obviously) and the toad in the hole (which reminds me of Porthos for some reason).

I suppose we could have a cabbage soup with massive pork sausages bacon bits for the dear duke.

I know it is a departure from the sausage theme but I am thinking of a chocolate fondue for Aramis....with fruit and other things for dunking.

Then maybe a croquembouche with lots of spikey sugar work to represent the beautiful hands of the cardinal.

Which just leaves Athos.....

How about a massive stuffed turbot...just because.

Humph, I don't think I should have to win d'Art privileges by a quiz especially since I'm only on episode 5.

I will fight a duel for him.

I like the Heying

Can you imagine Athos in NOTHING but a pair of really nicely fitting dark grey boxer shorts doing that little half smile, leaning on a door frame and staring intensely deep into your eyes?

Duelling is illegal... off you pop to the Chantilly (not the Bastille!)

Leather boxer shorts I presume. With nice tooling

Can you imagine him then letting out the loudest rip roaring fart you'd ever heard and declaring in a strong Yorkshire accent "Eeh that were reet good!"

Hey-ing is silly and should be confined to folk choons and Mumford and Sons

Athos? Boxers only?
Not for me. I need him in the billowy shirt, slightly undone, leather jacket, trousers and all weapons.

I think Tom Burke would be too skin it fir me if I saw him in just his boxers.
And in just his boxers, he becomes Tom Burke, rather than Athos.

No. He has to be Athos.

I like them as Musketeers.

I did like Aramis in Merlin, but that us almost the same.

I too like the Hey-ing.
Ds1 ADORES it.

I'm with Ob Athos needs the billowy shirt at the very least. Just boxers wouldn't cut the mustard

Burke = too SKINNY for me.

Aramis in boxers would so cut it, but I take the point of the uniform and weaponry making them even more attractive.

Aramis naked

DS3 (9) has just been on my laptop to do his HW.

"Mummy, what ARE all these things in your downloads folder? There's so many of them!"

Errrrrrrr........

what if Athos was wearing a pair of these