Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

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Malcolm that is hilarious.

he was a bit of alright in Heroes too

and here

Right then, well firstly.. BRAVO Wench Anne! That is an outstanding contribution to the cause.

.....howeveeerrrrr... I don't wish to nitpick....buuuuuut....there is a tone of somewhat negativity about the Athos list.

Aaaaaaand I would like to point out that it took Stinkle about 4 threads to actually pipe up about queue positions, whereas I think you'll find I have been most demonstrative and vocal about my intentions towards Athos, consistently, since thread one. I know we all need to share, I just don't appreciate being labelled as some kind of queue jumper, when afaik I was at the front nearly fair and square from the start.

I feel the fairest solution at this stage, is for me to bow out altogether....................................................................................................................................................................................

......from the front of the Athos queue, and instead, I would please ask, that the other lists be amended to include my name. That is, Aramis, Porthos, AND Armand, please.

I have chosen to mark this occasion by releasing my next song...

BeeGees

If I can't have you, (I'll have everybody baby)

Hannah - I will amend accordingly. However, to be clear, are you relinquishing your claim to Athos?

Actually Hannah I've had to pull rank more than once

Wench - know your place you queue jumper you

Although we have a socialist sort of rota system going on with Aramis, not sure anyone is going to give up their space - but Armand had plenty of room

Nah, no Porthos for me. He has a bit of the Craig Charles about him, which I can't quite get over.

In order of preference:

Athos
D'art
Treville
Duke of Savaloy
The bloke who tried to blow them all up

I mean Savoy

I offer you this as a gesture of good will...

Swoon...

No, not relinquishing anything.

I'm just saying, that if I'm being accused of queue jumping, then I can be the bigger wench, and say Ok , I can be reasonable. I'm happy to settle for 3rd position across the board. Including Treville, but not the King.

....and I give you this, as a token of my appreciation..

That head bow thing... and smirk.

Hannah you are very welcome to joint Team Aramis from a watching/admiring point of view. But we are a long-established sisterhood & all know our place and I can tell you now that no-one is going to give up their night unless there is Dog to trade or poss Porthos in Twit's case

Lo siento.

THIS is the tummy lurch one thanks MTM I think my knees also buckled too

Oh we are feeling the Aramis love this afternoon on here. When's LetUs in from work?

I'll bow out of Porthos too if I can have d'Art all to myself.

Oh Sparkle that's the one where he is getting me breakfast.

Sorry Minipie... you have to prove yourself to get Muskewench privileges like exclusivity. Currently d'Art is necessary for snogging marathons.

Anne your link to the Anna Karenina pics - bottom middle pic, do you think there is somebody else in that shot but out of view? He has 'that' look about him

Hell no Minipie there is no way on God's earth you are having d'Art for exclusive use

Hmmmmmm. DH has just posted on FB that he is out tonight plus all day & eve tomorrow so I get exclusive rights to the remote & the Musketeers. He then states how selfless he is. Don't think he'd be quite so giving if he could read any of these threads

Yes, I imagine it is me Anna I have the link open and just keep having a quick glance. I have just added 8 other adaptations to my Amazon basket. I am going to be busy this summer, watching everything Santiago has ever been in.

I quite like the one of him smoking. I don't usually find smoking attractive.

I love the way his eyes are almost rolling back into his head