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Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 16/03/2014 20:55

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

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Sparklegeek · 20/03/2014 13:38

Anne!!!!!!

MASSIVE snogs - that's amazing!!!

QueenAnneofAustria · 20/03/2014 13:40

I have some random posters and newbies I can't place.

Madbus
IceBeing
Gumdrps
Saintlyjimjams - but she called Aramis irritating so I think she should be banished to the duchy of Savoy - that little insignificant land mass.
HappyFree
Minipie - too late for my questionable creative non-excel spreadsheet

TwitMcAwesome · 20/03/2014 13:40

They are great anne. I should, however feature on Porthos' if I'm being punished for favouring him this week. Sad

Busy working/revising then? Grin

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 20/03/2014 13:41

OMG, Anne I think I love you a little bit!! No, I love you alo!!! Hahahah.

QueenAnneofAustria · 20/03/2014 13:41

Starving now though, might have to rustle up a little something for Aramis and I.

QueenAnneofAustria · 20/03/2014 13:42

Twit.. I have run out of pictures today but know that I have amended.

Sparklegeek · 20/03/2014 13:42

They must've taken you ages. You deserve a prize. Oh - I see you already have one.

Sparklegeek · 20/03/2014 13:44

Anyone calling Aramis irritating can fuck right off to the back of the King queue.

QueenAnneofAustria · 20/03/2014 13:44

QueenAnneofAustriaTheProcrastinators

Stinklebell · 20/03/2014 13:44

LOL Anne That's fab!

I'm still claiming first place though, Figster left the queue

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/03/2014 13:45

Hahaha oh Anne that's first class! Grin

Hannah, your song moved me to tears.

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Stinklebell · 20/03/2014 13:47

Oh, god, I've only got an hour until the school run and I've done fuck all again.

TwitMcAwesome · 20/03/2014 13:47

Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

YES.

TwitMcAwesome · 20/03/2014 13:53

Anne
Shock
Thank you, you're amazing!
As a gesture of thanks and goodwill, you can have my turn with Aramis this week. Wink

MavisGrind · 20/03/2014 13:53
QueenAnneofAustria · 20/03/2014 14:02

Meh, the boss is in the US, I am working on his time.

Thanking you all kindly..

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/03/2014 14:15

Anne, put all the other posters down for a Athos just to see Hannah's reaction!

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HannahHorvath · 20/03/2014 14:26

I can't see a feckin thing on my phone, but Anne I get the feeling I'm about to want to snog you..

I'm coming, I'm coming wait for meeeeeeeeeeeee....

Oh and my little ditty was composed whilst bathing. The water went a bit cold, but it didn't really take that long. I've been inspired by Malcolm and all of her musical pieces, I think she must be my muse.
I just channelled Demi Moore on Ghost, to my imaginary Patrick Swayze (MTM) at the clay wheel.
I was thinking perhaps we should aim for the stars, next stop, the MuskeAlbum, to help raise funds for all the trips..?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/03/2014 14:29

no beard and short hair! He looks like Dog.

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HannahHorvath · 20/03/2014 14:30

Er MAVIS! I don't feckin think so.

They will have to answer 5 randomly chosen questions from the panel (us), before anyone earns the bloody right to any list on the spreadsheet!

Have they done their time? Have they suffered the lust day in, day out, the yearrrrrrrrrning? Have they? Have they ?

And if they don't even know who's who, well pffft!

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/03/2014 14:30

oh but THIS! Take me until I fall unconscious.

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QueenAnneofAustria · 20/03/2014 14:30

MuskeAlbumn & MuskeBook & MuskeCookeryBook - there is a whole line of merchandise just waiting to be created.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/03/2014 14:32

Hhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/03/2014 14:32

now we have long hair but no beard. I'm not sure

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QueenAnneofAustria · 20/03/2014 14:33

MTM - OH MY GOODNESS!! That is him just after we have had our Sunday and Monday night together --don't you just love it when a plan comes together Stretching and going to buy me some pain au chocolate and a cafe au lait.

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