Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

Ahoy!? Well let's just keep it there iCunt.

Yes Stinkle! MTM's Noel Edmonds picture.

I couldn't help but cringe laugh notice during all the sword fight training this week, that Athos kept doing his bottom lip. Not at all helped by his hair, which was a bit too choppy layers, on the top.

So, MTM, queen of spoilerage eh!...?...??

You slagged off my man..... through SPOILERING???....

HOW VERRRRRRY DARE YOU!

I do love a good song.....

Sorry hannah, still have no idea what's going to happen though! just random pictures.
I will stick with my story line until it proved wrong on Sunday, when I shall change it.

Having read everyone's excellent musings about last episodes and plot stuff I have come to the conclusion that I actually don't give a stuff.

I'm just here for Athos in leather and that's that. (closely followed by Porthos, Cardinal, Treville, Aramis, Dog)

Once Dog finds out he boffed Milady he will be gutted. Athos will be pissed off, but come around as he knows what she's like.

Mavis stop pretending you're all literary, and artsy, and cool and classy and the like...

..admit it... YOU LUV IT!

You think it's a classical masterpiece.

Milady has it all going on!

To the tune of Bryan Adams - Everything I Do

Look inside my pants,
You will see,
What, you do tooo me

Search my bra,
Search my hole,
And when you find me wet,
you'll searrrrrch no more

Don't tell me,
it's not worth shagging more
Don't stop please,
I don't mind getting sore

Just grab the tuuuube,
for everything we do,
there's always lube

There's no muff, like my muff
And there's no gob, gives better blow jobs.
There's nowhere, on my body,
not for taking,
all the tiiiiiime, yeaaaaaaah!

Yeaaah,
I'd tea bag for you,
I'd swallow for you,
I'd rim for you,
I'd do Constance toooooo

You know I'd do,
Anything with you,
Except for poo poooo

Oh Hannah I do! Not sure about how casting aside all interest in characters and plotting in favour of sweaty leather is being "all literary, and artsy, and cool and classy and the like.." I think it marks me out as a grubby wench

Well. The house is somewhat more habitable. If we're talking 17th century standards. Weather here is diabolical so I suspect I will have to get some wine in just to brace myself for the late night dog walk.

That was bloody lovely Hannah that was. You're so talented.

Mavis pretty much that. Oogling leather clad men with artfully tousled hair and beards who are waving swords around and some pretty scenery. That's pretty much the extent of my interest

I'm impatient to find out how it all ends so I can get all the plots and story lines out of the way so I can oogle without distractions

And we've only got 2 weeks left just in time for the start of Game of Thrones

Oh I really hope they find us now..

My ODE TO ATHOS

(...and I would you know Tom Athos )

Rapturous applause

You must be exhausted Hannah!

Ah mavis, that's why some of us a more cut out for musketeers than others, we already have (ahem) 'standards' that suit the era.

Hannah I'm mostly a D'artagnan/Dog girl. Though he's been looking a bit peaky in episode 5 if I was being picky (which I'm not).

Definitely wouldn't say no to Aramis mind you and the Duke of Savoy isn't bad either if we are allowed to include baddies.

I keep waiting for Treville to get them all doing the Full Monty

Musketeers doing the full monty for meus!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hannah I have an image in my head of you sitting in your kitchen concentrating over that

I have been so turned to mush with it all that I have forgotten to Sky + it so I'm livid. And the DVD mentions no extras??!!!! How can that be on?

Do you think they might repeat it in its entirety soon? I am doing all my re-watching through catch-up TV but that's only a temporary fix grrrrrrr

Damn you hot leather men getting me all in froth dither

YES!!! Musketeers doing the Full Monty

PPPLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Hannah

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Me too sparkle, and it will fall off soon.

I have a Treville one too, but I seem to have run out of pictures and it doesn't say much other than 'why not?'

You know that full monty? Think they're about to start...