Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

Positions, badges and Jobs have been allocated, so I see?
Goes off to RL job, HIGHLY unimpressed .....

Oblomov I had to allocate mine myself. No one cares.

Sorry forgot a PA .

Well as the head of the Muskerperving Thread Management (MTM ) it's my duty to test snog and snog service every one of them as regularly as I see fit. And you never know wenches, perhaps I'll offer you the same service too?

Also today is international happiness day! And what makes us happier than hot beardy men in leather and billowing shirts with swords?

Don't worry Muskewenches - there's plenty for all

Ties in nicely for International Happiness Day MTM

Now now Muskewenches, form an orderly queue

Happiness Day? Pah. I must have missed the memo

I have the raging strops today. And toothache that my dentist can't do anything about until Wednesday

and DH has taken all the painkillers and left the empty box in the cupboard

and the kids have been watching bloody Cartoon Network, and I can't find the TV controls to turn it over

Bastarding bastards, the lot of them

Hmm, I was so proud when I managed finally to pair my Wii/ tv youtube app with my youtube account. DD likes to watch nursery rhymes in there. That also means that all the youtube links from here are now up in the screen her to see.

Drink that's why I put the ST in caps. So I couldn't be accused of bringing down the tone of the thread

International Happiness Day. Mais non, ou est Monsieur Aramis????

morning wenches. Thanks Hannah for the feeling marginally better today. My intention is to clean the house, do all my work for next week, get first dibs planning done for next term, walk the dog and generally I-will-not-be-ill-if-it-kills-me type stuff.

This is clearly why I'm sat here, drinking tea, eating chocolate and clicking on links

Hope the plague ridden wenches are on better form, and, given my to-do list for the day I'll probably be back here, posting Athos links, in about, erm, 10 minutes

Oh, and can I have a job as Just the Right Amount of Top Buttons Undone manager? Or Billow Tester? Ta.

Moanin Wenches

Today I have woken to find I can swallow without pain for the first time in a week. This is very good.
I still feel like I've been hit by a bus. Constant headache, body ache, head fug rah rah rah, but it's lifting. I can feel it in me water.

The weekend, namely Sunday, is nigh.... and so... for that rrrrrreason THIS is the soundtrack of today

Mavis! Mornin my luvvly 'ere 'ave this and this

Mavis.Love ....I think I love you more than ever... I have been contemplating whether I'm a bad human or not, to want to eat chocolate for my brek too. But now, now I feel free.... F R E E ~ A S ~ A ~ B I R D ..... I tell ya!

Goodness me Stinkbell, your rants there sound EXACTLY like mine! Others suffer with empty painkiller packets and lost remotes too? This is no way to live.

That's pretty much my day too, mavis . I plan to get through as much as possible, but plan on ending up lying on the sofa perving Mn'ing.
to everyone.
You can all have the job you want. That's the beauty of this thread.

No, mtm you are not alone. Add to the list; milk cartons, loo rolls, juice cartons, cereal packets with a few left in the bottom, but not got rid if/ eaten, empty packs of ham because they eat the ham, cushions on the floor, cups everywhere
Lost keys, phones,iPods/pads,controls.
The first due to Mr Twit and the bigger Twits, The last due to toddler.

Eeeeee, Hannah that there tune has fair perked me up.

Right.
First wash is done.
Budget is checked

Well I feel much better now.

Have pilfered one of DH's super strength dicky back painkillers so toothache has gone and have got quite into Cartoon Network

In fact, I love you all and could murder a kebab

And here it is with the swagger for anyone who missed it the first time

Soz if you're blocked again but it's worth getting to something that will let you watch it on.

Whyyyyyyyyyy does it have to end???? Am going to be bereft, bereft I tell you

Anyone fancy an ice-cream from the freezer? You know, your favourite chocolate coated, chocolate one for when you're sat down at night after long day and just really, really fancy one? Go on, you've earned it.....

..What's that?... The box is feckin empty?... But back in the freezer?... Aaaaaaarrrrggghhhhh!!!!

Well what about a nice cold glass of fresh orange juice instead then?.... Go on!... Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on.... It'll make you feel better... It'll soothe your poorlyness.... AND think of the vitamin C, it'll get you on the mend quick sharp....

Oh, what's that you say?.... You found the carton but when poured it only 2mm came out??
Yet no other fecker normally drinks it?.....

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Haha Stinkers.... usually constipation, thirst and headaches, ime.

Enjoy lumpy space princess or whatever the feck it's called

I saw the Musketeers were wondering where Aramis has got to ... Monsieur Aramis a reine Anne d'Austriche, urgence est termini

At work until 7pm today but no one is here so will just clear emails etc so I can spend next week revising perving and more importantly produce the spreadsheet.

So in order to produce something really comprehensive so we can spend more time discussing the issues at hand perving and so that I don't have to read all 595 messages... order of preference and any side notes I need to consider and all relevant information - this will then be our encyclopedic go to document thorough and taking it way too seriously

Fucking computer insists on not accepting terminee.

I'll be honest, I want to rock that hairstyle. I have lots of hair, I reckon I can do it.