Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

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Make yourself useful and go and organise that rabble of Muskewenches. Poor bloke doesn't stand a chance

Aw bless, they're practicing their lining up techniques for us

And Aramis. In his grey shirt. Oh. Yes. Please.

Hope the illing Muskewenches are feeling better

Hannah as it transpires the Cardinal seems to have plenty anywayz, not here to elongate the queue to the Holy One so go and look for adjusting somewhere else. If it's Athos's you might need a magnifying glass...

How's the research?

OH FUCKINGTWATTINGHELL

This should be the first link from my last post

My phone is nuts obviously!

Btw - Mavis. Love. How are you? Was it you who infected me then? I hope you feel better soon as well. I would like to offer twos up on any Athos time I get, as a get well/good will gesture.

at the link to them practising their lining up technique...as lipreading, d'Art is saying "Is this some kind of sick joke?"

Is there a special award for outstanding services we can give letusprey?

I've been ill too, really bad today, ooh, do you think 'they' have released a virus and we have been the first to go down with it? Obviously we will recover and be immune, but what about everyone else?

Aramis can provide me with outstanding services

Badoomtish

Hannah I was offering you that position for ALL of them. IDIOT.

Well ok if you turn it down I will now open the position for all wenches to apply...

LetUsPrey is a confirmed member of Team Aramis. She gets a turn, that is reward in itself.

But your links are v v good. ooh look a blue one to keep in a necklace...

Anyhows...a question: Sunday's ep "Knight Takes Queen" - is the Knight Aramis or a Baddie Knight?

No no no Malcolm that's what I thought too.

But Drink started flinging around her accusations and I got confused. I'm poorly, I can't think straight. She, took advantage.

Anyway I said if it wasn't for all of them, I would relinquish the role. But as you have now confirmed that in fact it is, then all is good, and we're back to where we were.

Eh? I can see sone favouritism going round. I did not see the position being offered to Hannah.

What about me then?!

Don't panic too much Drink, it's not quite this big

Read the thread then next time Drink you big tit, before opening your maaaaaaaaaaf and complaining!

I was an innocent bystander in the whole thing, and you launched yourself verbally at me. And me in my sickbed an' all

I see in the second pic in the 'practising their lining up techniques' link above, Aramis appears to have started already.....

I draw your attention to exhibit A ...

Hannah for being so delightful in my shitty mood and in order to congratulate you on your new feelings of Capaldi admiration, I would like to promote you to Head Of Crotch Adjustment. This means it's up you you to make sure these gentlemen are always sitting conformably within their leather clothing.

Apology accepted.

As you were.

No... seriously Drink... please... no need to beg.... off your knees woman.... who d'ya think I am?..... The Cardinal ?....... Oh, well..ooh....erm...Drink.... yes, yes you are very good at 'apologising' .....

Right then loons wenches, I'm off te bed.

for Mavis. Hope you feel better for the weekend, it is your 'wine' one isn't it?

for Twit. I hope you feel better soon too, and I do hope that baby of yours isn't keeping you up too much at night interfering with your leching .

Goodnight to everyone else.

That goes especially to you, Boys X

Athos, I mean Tom. Well either of you really. But I guess, really, I mean Tom. If you are reading this, then I would just like to assure you that I'm not really like this, unless of course, you want me to be.....? I think you are a wonderful actor, and I think you and I actually have a lot in common, unless of course you prefer opposites, in which case, funnily enough, I am quite a bit different to you too. Aside from the whole penis/vagina thing that is, obviously! Anyway, just wanted to say, if you ever fancy going for a drink/coffee/walk I'll be the one following you , just drop me a pm. oh and the rest of them are riddled with crabs Yours, Hannah x

Hurrah for Wenchy Thursday! It's almost Friday which means it's almost the weekend which means it's almost Sexy Sexmas Sunday! Although in a way I kind of don't want it to come unlike Richelieu because it's going to mean there will only be one episode left!

Well, then I'm Resident Showerer. I check the levels of cleanliness and remedy any issues with a bucket of water, soap and a sponge. I also clean the heavy leather, often with the desired person in it. There! MTM you're a twat

As chief costumer I am happy for crotch arrangement and hosing down to be done by others. I would be in charge, and point out where a little more work might be needed.
I am very hands on picky, you would both have to be prepared for long hours dedicated to your tasks.

Yes well, when you lot have finished altering their costumes just send them over to me for their Swagger Coaching.

Although that will require a lot of practice it is only part-time so I will take on a 2nd role, that of Boudoir Perfecter. This is so that when the actual actresses appear on set, they don't have to spend many sweaty hours going through all those moves. They will already have them down to a Fine Art.

This is like a little haven, aaaah. No deletions.

Career aspiration: 17th Century Smut STunt Double.

Perfect.

Sorry, Sparkle, you want to be a Smut Cunt Double?!

I like the humour in the Musketeers. It's nice that they have a funny bone