Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

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Just watched the bit where the Cardinal killed Adele. She very clearly shouts that she loves Aramis, BUT what I noticed was that the gun is very pointedly shown to us and it is Aramis' gun!!! Hence why she then shouts about her love for him.

Fuck. and then the gun is giving back to Aramis by her maid. So which gun does Milady have to find the owner of?

What I am about to say may be considered heresy.

Santiago Cabrera, for all that he is a very good looking man, is not sexy as himself. There is something geeky and far too self-conscious about him.

Whereas Luke and Tom just ooze confidence and are hot as hell.

Just checked out a past exam paper for a module on Louis XIV (that is our King right?) Anyway, there is no mention of the Musketeers, which is disappointing.

Bandwidth is shit here so I am going to try downloading as per Hannah's advice (it was Hannah I am sure?)

I have been known to find geeky and self conscious very sexy too though. So it isnt a deal breaker for me.

But I do agree, Luke in particular is very attractive in interviews.

Yes, I prefer Luke in interviews - I liked him in Skins too.

I've liked Santiago Cabrera in interviews too, doesn't seem as weasily as Aramis does. Tom comes across bit luvvie

Wow great clip Anne. In no particular order..

Porthos is looking beefier. This is good and much appreciated.
Athos looks lush with his natural hair and beard.
I agree there seems something almost luvvie about him, but I think this is self consciousness rather than actual luvvieness.
Aramis is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
D'art is sweet. He is very good in interviews. I liked the weird radio 1 interview with him.
The presenter's questions were pathetically bad and predictable.
They all look bulkier in RL than I previously noted.
I would do all of them on rotation. Forever.
Porthos oozes confidence and is believeable that he could bring his character to the boudoir, no messing.
The female presenter nearly said Muskenymph at the beginning. I'm certain!

Yes was me Anne. It can be slow to download, but well worth doing and it keeps for a month I have done this with 3 episodes so far.

Oh oh oh oh and don't they all seem like a laugh? Very down to earth, and I liked their sense of humour muchly. We would get on vair, vair, vair well indeed.

Bugger it! I had hoped my ardour would be cooling by now. Instead, it just keeps getting revved up by this thread!

They all look so naughty together... grrrrr... just makes me want to rip their clothes off with my teeth

I am downloading all of them. Is my laptop going to blow up? It is my work laptop so I probably shouldn't, but no one ever sees it as I am the only person in the the UK apart from my boss who doesn't even use his own laptop.

Back from the tavern work.

Agree, in the millions of interviews I've seen Luke is most comfortable. And seems just lovely & not at all like most 24 year old boys. I also read an interview with Tamla who plays Constance, where she says he is just the loveliest guy & v mature good

I reckon he is also the most at ease in the public eye, I'm a bit miffed there's no Santiago Twitter to stalk (reminds me to check Luca's for any Musketeers info).

But as for Santiago not being sexy as himself - Ali are you dead or something?????

Afternoon Wenches! I'm not feeling quite so full of hatred as I was this morning but still slightly. Capaldi in speedos has helped. He really is hung like a horse, there's no socks down there. Drink check these all out you'll see more clearly it ain't just the material. No need to thank me.

Hannah for being so delightful in my shitty mood and in order to congratulate you on your new feelings of Capaldi admiration, I would like to promote you to Head Of Crotch Adjustment. This means it's up you you to make sure these gentlemen are always sitting conformably within their leather clothing.

Stinkbell, would you be interested in the position of Chief Of Chest Hair groomer?

And hello Scarlett! I think it is Athos who is currently leading by a throbbing head.

Sorry Drink that's the same link again Try Here!

Friggin hell Here's me watching footage of d'Art in missionary position & thinking he can plank all over me any time he wants - & I've just remembered it's my night on the Aramis Rota!

That must mean d'Art for me tonight. Just watching him in bed with wealthy widow. His body is so hot.

It's worth getting past Clarkson to get the rest of the clips on this page

You're welcome

SNOGGING!!!!!

God, is Luke Pasqualino really only 24?

Just watched Sundays episode. d'Artagnan had already gone up my list for refusing Milady, but when I re-watched I noticed how he didn't even look at her. Good job its his turn tonight.

Stinkle - he is mature for a 24 year old and an actual adult. I feel good about it.

I'm surprised Athos is winning. I assumed the tanned pretty boys would win over the grumpy, hairy one.

However I'm sure that says an awful lot about the average British woman's belief that a tortured man just needs a good woman to change him.

That or a universal belief that a slightly grumpy shag will be far more enjoyable than anything romantic

Hugs got such beautiful eyes though!

Aaargh!!

QUICK! Brandy for Ms Drink!