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Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 16/03/2014 20:55

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 19/03/2014 09:17

try AGAIN.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 19/03/2014 09:30

Oh fucking hell. I need to rant. I am having the shittiest fucking wank of a day today and it's not even 9.30 and I'm already to explode. I utterly despise this time of year for so many reasons. But whhhhhhhyyy does everything seem to go wanky at once? GOD IM SO PISSED OFF I COULD RUN AWAY. But of course we must play the "everything is fine I'm so happy" game ALL THE TWATTING TIME. I'm feeling super Wenchy today and I might just scream and cry and then join a travelling circus. I've not even got pmt!

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HannahHorvath · 19/03/2014 10:05

Oh bless you Malcolm. Is it farmery stuff? They're all at it like maniacs around here. Making a right feckin racket with it too. Selfish gits.

Well I copied and pasted your broken link. I didn't even wait. So take joy in the fact that today the world contains one more Capaldi fan thus increasing viewing figures, thuser guaranteeing future work, thusly increasing televisual appearances.

And that is All. Thanks. To. You.
You are single handedly responsible for all of his future success. PC will hear of this and be forever in your debt. Thanks

Also take comfort that once you get through this bit, hubby will be more relaxed but will have got all grubby, hairy, moody, muscley getting there. So you can have amazing celebration shags at the end.

I looked at that link and thought... bloody hell. There's two of them. Two MTM's. He obviously attracts nutjobs lively ones.

Right then Malcers... Your prescription for this awful case of takesthefeckinpissyitus, is.....

Richelieu has summoned you to his quarters. He is very angry. Very swishy. He hasn't had any for aaaaaages. He is feeling very in need of taking his frustrations and anger out on some wenchy, by hissing, and eyeballing, and stroking his beard/face/anything with his fingers, and speaking very slowly/calmy/menacingly followed by lots of demeaning sexual acts on your part before masses of rumpy pumpy with his big (attached) red, velvet ceremonial staff.

Now, leave the chickens, and go and take your medicine!

HannahHorvath · 19/03/2014 10:12

Ps You don't have to play the game all of the time. And you should can run away.

Haven't given it much thought, but what about.... ooh say.. somewhere near Prague?... I'm thinking countryside though...little bumpkins like us don't want any of that big City stuff do we.... what we need...is a quiet little village... with a monastery nearby preferably... so that we can pray for our souls go for songs of praise on Sundays...

What say you then eh?..

Stinklebell · 19/03/2014 10:13

MTM would Peter Capaldi in speedos help?

HannahHorvath · 19/03/2014 10:15

Pps... When I've got my very own personal wench shack, you will always be welcome to run away to it. I'll even let you stay in the Richelieu Room.

It's a bit dark. By very luxurious.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/03/2014 11:52

Erm, where is my trilogy, Hannah?

Just don't enjoy it, it's supposed to be a punishment Hmm

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/03/2014 11:57

OMG, the crotch

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/03/2014 11:59

Realistically looking at the trousers, it's just the fabric folding, you can't say for sure it's what we hope think it is.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/03/2014 12:02
Stinklebell · 19/03/2014 12:03

ooo, I've just discovered I've got a Tumblr account.

That's my day done for, and I was doing so well!

HannahHorvath · 19/03/2014 12:09

I'm just over here Drink www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2029870-Quick-question-about-sexual-position-is-this-possible?msgid=45839041#45839041 doing research Wink

ScarlettOHaraHamilton · 19/03/2014 13:13

Afternoon all. Checking in late as I just didn't get around to watching this, but have then spent the past 5 days watching every episode and, quite frankly, licking the screen.

I appreciate there is a considerable queue but, dear lord... Athos Blush

Whenever I see brooding men like that all I can think is - well, you just need a damn good shag.

Though I have mild concerns that he might possibly cry afterwards, which would be awful.

Still - the beard, the leather, the permanent wetness I mean the rain, don't be rude

Btw, who is actually winning the vote? I can't read all 6000 posts, work will sack me and the DC would starve, so who is winning? (Please don't let it be D'Artagnan, his hair is too long)

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/03/2014 13:15

Athos, Aramis, Armand

HannahHorvath · 19/03/2014 13:26

Aramis, Athos, d'Artagnan, Porthos, Richelieu, Constance, Treville, Milady.

ANNE! Spreadsheet.

HannahHorvath · 19/03/2014 13:29

Malcolm, where are you Hun?

Are you ok?

xxxxxoxxxxoxxxx

QueenAnneofAustria · 19/03/2014 13:30

Serious Question:

AIBU to just sit and watch the Musketeers all afternoon?

Dear Mumsnetters,

I am in a library 'working' - I have no tangible work to do and other than faffing about making a revision timetable no actual studying to to. I am therefore basically free until 6pm - so would I be unreasonable no to just sit here, plug in and perve.

Thanking you all kindly.

Oh he is coming to get me

QueenAnneofAustria · 19/03/2014 13:30

FFS.... ok ok, now you all know I have nothing to do I will more on with Spreadsheet.

ScarlettOHaraHamilton · 19/03/2014 13:32

It has to be a spreadsheet. There has to be an official MN Most Boffable Musketeer.

If it helps, I'd go Athos, Aramis, Porthos... hmm, that might be it. Much as I love Malcolm Tucker, Richelieu isn't doing anything for me. I think it's the dress.

Oh, I would also have done the Duke of Savoy, if anyone is interested.

HannahHorvath · 19/03/2014 13:40

Anne! Get thee to a place of viewing at once .

You were supposed to be having it the afternoon off to do just that, weren't you?

Go now and view. Be gone from that libraryeth!

Stinklebell · 19/03/2014 13:42

I'd do the Duke of Savoy as well, and the one who tried to blow everyone up - Vadim?

I love that Fanpop site, you can edit pics to your heart's content

Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI
Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI
QueenAnneofAustria · 19/03/2014 13:44

scroll down for the interview on BBC Breakfast

Luke is the best at interviews.

Santiago Aramis says that the Richard Chamberlain adaptation is his favourite. Yet another sign that we are destined to be together.

QueenAnneofAustria · 19/03/2014 13:45

Hannah - I have a class tonight. I was thinking of watching from here. The viewing I already have planned is for tonight when i arrive home from uni.

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