They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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sparkle they won't hang dog
There there

No you're right Twit. My impersonation of his mistress was tooooooo convincing...

I feel bad for her husband at the moment. His only crime is being dull.

Well.. PHWOARRRRRR!!!! to the first link. It actually tingled a bit at that. The vadge equivalent of burning ears.

And yes I think it is, and yes I think he is.

Gorgeous fingers. They had bloody good manicurists in those days didn't they!

Also, just in case......

Well boys, apart from Heeeeeeeellllllloooooooooo, and a big fat Ding Dong......... I would just like to say.. it's not actually that bad down there , and we all know it's not what you've got, but what you do with it that counts... am I right?

That page it taking fooooorrreeeeveeeer to load

FOUR HOURS

I just ate a white chocolate ice cream lolly and now I feel sick

Oh no! Already pissed. Silly football. YEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!

Four hours to cook dinner, avoid strangling dd her over homework, bath her, dispatch her to bed and not chop my own head off because I feel soooooooooooooooooooooo FECKIN ILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel so ruff, I am seriously contemplating postponing my viewing for another night.
It is that bad.

So feckin typical this is. Get place to myself. Wine in fridge. Musketeers on tonight, not just pre recorded episodes, and look what bloody happens.

I might actually cry.

Countdown.
3 or so hours. Dinner in the oven -ribs and chips, ds2 begged!!
Wine poured.
House spotless. Few bits of washing to put away. I look a state and am still on my dressing gown, have been all day.
But that's why my name is Oblomov!!

Dh and ds1 will still be at the game (spurs losing 1-0 after a stupid error in the first minute) so they will come back in a bad mood.
And what's the bet they will walk in shortly before 9pm and I will not be able to watch!!!

Which match MTM?

Bolt the doors from the inside Oblomov.

Checking in. Thank you for the Aramis picture. Cheered me up.

Essay one of 3,000 words is complete with a fucking bibliography and references for shag-worthy lecturer.

Had something to eat, caught up with thread now about disappear to start essay 2.

Hannah, delay your watching and we can then at least share in real time.

I might fall asleep bfing babyTwit tonight. I want ice cream for sore throat but we don't have any. I also want chocolate but haven't got any. This is actually good though as I'm on bootcamp.

If I do fall asleep I'll watch it tomorrow with you. Actually I might watch it tomorrow anyway, just to make sure I didn't miss any important plot.

Well I'll give you a clue. I'm Scottish.

Tea is ready chez Malcolm, but this is the hilarious thing is...BOTH DSs have taken theirselves off while I was drinking Prosecco busy making tea and watching- football and gave theirselves a bath! Bless them. Dd hasn't because she has spent the day behaving like a TROLL.

Disclaimer: I don't really like football. Not that often anyway. It's a childhood thing!

OH Hannah if you were my wife, I'd look after you how old is dd btw? Did you say 8?

I really think I may have to. Honestly, you don't understand how serious this is... nothing and I mean NOTHING would normally get in the way of me sitting down with a glass or two..

Never mind the Musketeer/leather/beard factor.

The worst part though, is that I would have to avoid the thread all day tmw then as a result.

So I think I'll just go and jump under the next bus now and be done with it.

..can't even put myself out of my own misery...

Yes 8 MTM.

I have a question, would it be wrong to pause the tv, take a picture and post it? Just to add variety? Could we do it if we added a disclaimer saying it's the BBC's etc?

It'll be there tomorrow morning first thing. What a shame for you though. Now I really do hate your xp because he should be with dd and you should be in bed. P

Order a pizza and get her into bed. Then go to yours!

I don't see why the feck not Twit. It's made by beeb, so not sure we need to announce it owt?

Taking Hannah's advice and considering locking doors to avoid 9pm disturbance.

Have we got thread 6 sorted in our minds yet? Only I know what you lot are like when I got to work on a Monday...... I come back to 763 posts!!

Aw hannah would you like some company in not watching tonight (and you anne)? DH is away tomorrow so could perv freely as opposed to being pissed off and disturbed.
I was ill like you sound at Christmas, it was shite turned out it was tonsillitis and I spat out a white lump from the back of my throat the size, shape and colour of chewed up chewing gum. It was disgusting. If you need to sleep, sleep so you can get better sooner.