They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

Part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4

A bit of humour to go with the perving

Soz, it's Youtube again

Ok Twit, forgiven.

So, what?... Are you saying you've pushed 5 of them out through your nethers AND it looks better than before???

Celebrations for you Hannah!!!! Prosecco is a must. I'm half watching the Football and have fought off the urge to open it early! I'll need to wait until after half time as I have to drop DDs friend home and feed horse. DH keeps texting me to remind me it's Musketeers night. Oh how kind.

Lol. No, it looks fine, (not great but then do they ever?) but it works better.

You're in for a hood night then hannah. I bet I have to contain my self and watch without you lot because DH will come up and take the piss out of it.

That sounds extremely nice of him. Is he after something?

Hahaha I suspect he just might...

Haha!

He is sooooo feckin obvious.

Yours aobviously isn't that bad then MTM, even though you had 3.

Mine must be fucking horrendous, as I could count number of post dd shags on 1 1/2 hands

Oh ffs.... it's not that bad is it??....

Do I need to post my tumbleweed picture again, using up my last photo to do so?..

HannahHorvath Sun 16-Mar-14 15:40:02

AIBU to think my fanjo scared off a thread?

Hannah. You need to get your glad rags on and get yourself some super sized cock.

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Do you reckon they do them in McDonald's? With fries and a drink?

Actually you can have DH, he's just pissed me off. Let's just say he was going to have it musketeer style...

Silly Mr Twit. He will have to dismantle the chicken coop!

Wouldn't it be funny if there was a chicken coop in the next series as a not of appreciation to how incredible our threads have become?

Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying it's a size issue. Just that the last time I showed it to anyone non exdp, was pre dd. And well... it's changed

Can't help but worry. As Twit said - it's not as if they're that pretty to begin with is it.

Maybe I need to book myself in for some Vajazzles or something. Bling it up a bit? That's all the rage these days isn't it?

Or I could just hide it away forever more, and wait for Tom Burke to get old and senile enough for me to thrust it at without him throwing up, or running away?.....

It would be and . Can you imagine them all huddled round a laptop reading the threads.?
I am upstairs Mn'ing putting clothes away, thus keeping my distance whilst being productive.

We've probably given them LOADS of ideas for series two. Less plot and more perving! Oh hang on...

Well, it looks more than fine to me Hannah

I think this is a bit spoilery, but is that what I think it is and is that who I think it is holding it

letusprey you are amazing! Not only did you find an attractive Athos pic, but he's approximating cheerfulness.
Well done you. Must have taken hours..

Hannah I'm sure your bits are fine. He, who ever is lucky enough to get that far, won't even notice. just keep the lights off

Oh bloody hell. They'd better not hang D'Art.

I don't know, (is it Constance's?) and YES that is who you think it is. If you're thinking it's the person I'm thinking of that is, if not then one of us is, or both of us are wrong.

Yep took aaaaaaaages not really

I thought it was Athos's at first as I hadn't properly seen the last gif but now I think it's Constance's.

Oh. Shit.

Erm.... go on then