They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

Part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4

MTM - I am going to be ensconced in a library writing essays until Sunday night at least. I am going to lurk though otherwise I will never catch up and probably will post but I just can't be prolific.

Oh?... this is thread number 5?... explains why my number phwoar title went unappreciated.

Well yes, you're all welcome. My valiant efforts to finish thread last night, because you'd all gone and got on with your real lives! No need to thank me.

Am extra poorly today. I have taken to my bed with a fever. Swollen glands, pounding head, and crispy nose.

Oh but first I'm just off to school assembly.

LOL, so is Friday national school assembly day?

Ours is over in minutes, chuck a certificate at them, serve parents luke warm, disgusting coffee and then we're all on our way. Happy days.

My Sky downloads buttony-thing seems to have gone on the blink, so no re-watching for me until I work out what's wrong with it

mmm yes, the coffee is vile Stinkers, isn't it?

...hah! Did you see that bit where the Head said that thing about ..... ...

So glad thats over for another week.

Mavis'll be along in a minute.

Stinkers do you have something you can get iplayer on? Our signal is always shite here for streaming, but the new iplayer let's you download whole episodes so you can watch uninterrupted.

You probably know that already though.

Oh I never have to go to school assembly

That's because you have an asbo and because it's not appropriate to try to shag the Head in the playground.

Even if he/she does look like PC

don't worry, Hannah, i finished the thread off for you

Ya gotta love YouTube

And Hannah, of course I was there.
I know everything.

Yeah well don't think you get credit for the messy ending.

I put in all the hard work.

I like a baby duckling that just attaches itself to anything that looks like it's mother. I will always love anyone who looks like PC!

Guess what?! I just used voice recognition on my iPad to write that I can speak to you all now. Oh my goodness that's so funny ha ha lol.

I love Peter Capaldi

I'm so excited!

I never have to type anything again.

Isn't a messy ending something we all aspire to?

Richelieu is dirty

Oh this has to be the best thing I've ever discovered!

Fuck shit piss cunt

Aaaaaargh, I need a man of reading and writing skills. Can't run a fucking diagnostic on my MAC I. Am. Following. The. Instructions.

The bastard is so slow and I have to work munsnet.

Yeah no hands!

Kill it didn't affect our girls connect and the window!

That didn't work.