They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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About 25 minutes in. Not nearly enough Aramis. Porthos is rather fab though. And the look Athos gave Milady - slightly phwoar

It was already THERE Drink. You utter dodo. Cardinal doesn't have time for the thick you know.

Poor mIlday, so sexy but just not sexy enough...

YEah, is that so, MTM? And I just not posted a post about how he said you bore him. because I thought we were friends. But now... bore off you bore.

Ha Milady! That's 2 of em that's turned you down. Not a good episode for you.

I like the weather girl's top/ dress on bbc one.

THAT SNOG THOUGH

Are we on the countdown?

Going for quantity over quality as usually?

I'll leave you ti kill this one off. got to get to bed. will see you all on the other side.

Oh! He has a beard! (Taken today)

DP has MOTD on now. These men are insufficient in their nylon pants and knee high socks.

Everyone is getting it.

Malcolm, SEE - you loved them all tonight. That's what will live on once Richelieu departs for warmer ageing bones friendly climates.

We'll all be here. Shuffling around our chosen ones, like one big Rubik's cube of lust.

The only one not invited.. is Milady. Just because she's a class A bitch. And not even the worthy kind. Although, I looked at her tonight and I genuinely thought..

You ain't all that

If I had the makeup team, hair team, and body I would sooooooo give you a run for your money luv!

Oh it was some snog MadBusLady!

Drink needs sedating.

What?! Why?

It was pretty close to the book actually.

Chapter 34 - Which treats of the outfits of Porthos and Aramis.

They do indeed go whoring!

Aramis 'I earned that 30 livre' dear God

Well I'm having Milady. She's a fox and I don't mind if she's evil.

Yes the snog. Holy shit.

That's not Chris Addison under Dogtanian there is it? I quite fancy him, I'm confused now.

I don't think it is.

I'm evil Malcolm....

Have to say though... didn't tonight show them all off a bit more?... Loved all the Porthos, Aramis naughty little boys stuff.

I just want to mother and lover them all at the same time. Is this what being a grown up woman means??..

FFS a bloody Radio 1 DJ gets this

Oh - & he talks about hot leather!!!!

Oh - & D'Art said on Radio 1 they leave for Prague next week

Change of plan ladies, suitcases out & corsets packed! They stay in a castle an hour outside of Prague