They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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Oh Richelieu oh Richelieu
I would eat quiche with you
Then once you were fed
We could go up to bed

I will boff you hard all night through
Until you ran out of goo
Then as you recuperate
With oral you could partake

Anything you wanted to
I'd definitely let you do
Even the unconventional
I'd let you do it all

I know you would be quite rude
And would probably try stuff with food
All this is ok with me
As long as nothing involved wee.

That's where I'd draw the line
Although I'm sure you would be fine
You're filthy dirty naughty bad
And pretty much old enough to be my dad.

But by heck you are a sexy one
And you'd be lots of fun
So Richelieu oh Richelieu
I will eat peach off you.

Oh bravo dear wench Malcolm, braaaaaaavoooo

MTM that was brilliant

(For Drink to enjoy also)

This says you won't do wee!

We'll see about that. Now drink this pint of prosecco....

Hahahahaha oh god I love him so much I think it's going to kill me!

Fab poem.

Re me. If Sandi Tosvig wasn't bad enough. Ds1 years ago told me I was Velma.
No I said. I want to be Daphne. But he insisted. Not happy.

And my Nursery mums call me Bridget. As in jones.

Really not doing myself any favours here, in your eyes. Am I?

Surprised MTM hasn't self exploded with lust, by now.

Athos

Think that says it all

I wish I'd waited to see what you thought I looked like. oblomov I bet you're lovelier than you're making out! you too hannah
I shall have a thnk.

mtm really? oh, you're so cool! I always thought she was great when I was a nipper.

marvellous poem, you really are a talented wench.

Can I just say, my iPad has taken to inserting exclamation marks, I am not being over !!!! Eager!!!

At your service wenches.

Now why don't you all line up...
..this chin wants to get it's shine on

I bet Athos would just breathe on your clit and you'd have the most unbelievable skull splitting orgasm full of butterflies.

Oi! Are you saying I'm not lovely Twit??

What was un lovely about me? I'd rather look like me than Cameron Diaz even with my saggy stretch marky wobbly bits and low bank balance.

.... besides, do you know who I do look like?...?

Athos' perfect woman, that's who.

And that's because I am She.

Not Athos! Fuck not him. I mean ARAMIS.

I'd probably be horrified and apologise profusely for the state of my tatty post child twat hahahahahahahahahah!

Hey, I've had three of the fucking things.

No hannah. I mean that you are probably lovelier than you'd made out and that I was going to have a think about who you looked like, in my head of course.

It's better now than before, and I've had five.

Well my day has picked up considerably.

Not one to boast, but I too have been left with dd today, while exdp went off first thing for a sporty stuff.

Not so bothered as I'm still suffering from swollen lips tonsils and throbbing clit head etc.... and has meant I'm free to wench/perv online without interruptions.

Just got a text message telling me he will be staying out for the night now and back first thing.

I could be miffed. I may reserve the right to hold it and use it at a later date to my advantage (the short notice, not the staying out). But for now I'm just thinking LIVE VIEWING PERV FEST TONIGHT!

WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I can pause, rewind, pause, rewind. I even had foresight to get a bottle of prosecco in, just in case I felt better.
I might just go and pop it in the fridge? I'm sure the bubbles will soothe my poor sore throat.

Yeah, but you haven't seen the size of my dd's bowling ball head!