They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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Oh Hannah.

that is awesome! He's almost cracking a smile too. Almost.

Totally going to have to hide this sketchbook from the kids...

You know all the wierd bits?
Well , if I imagine that I was back to my Uni days, stoned and eating more hash cakes, whilst all 8 of us ate a properly prepared traditional Indian curry, cooked by our fab friend, and then we talked drivel.
Until I went to bed and then woke up, 3am, with the most amazing insight and most monumental idea for my 'War and Peace' dissertation.

Would it be like that?
Or are we just to assume that MTM are stoned, or high on coke, and leave it at that?

Both would work I think.

Would it be helpful if we wrote the name of our favourite musketeer or other character in our hovery thing by our names? I don't know who a lot of us bat for. Or too much?
Am off to mop the floors. Sadly, not a euphemism.

I'm watching Mr Maker. I even bought some arts and crafts for DD but can't be arsed to take them out. We yet to go out and the weather is beautiful

Oh if Cardinal presented Mr Maker show

MTM your picture of me is FAB-U-LUS.
Thank you.

The only problem is that I don't look like that.
Years ago, on MN, there was a thread. 'What do you think a MN'er looks like'. Someone said I looked like Sandi Tosvig.
At first, I was beyond distraught.
Then. I realised. That actually. I do, a bit.

So .... What do we imagine that:

The other musket-wenches look like?

Drink, I still dream of Malcolm reading the Bedtime Story!

I'm not sure who I look like....No...I don't think there is anyone who looks like me. This is probably just as well.

MALCOLM!!!!!!!

Malcolm

You tell that dressing gown wearing, non dish clearing husband of yours his days are numbered.
I'm a packing a bag, and I'm on my way.

I'm going to have plastic surgery, a sex change (massive nob), voice change, finger change and height lengthening procedure. It still won't be quite the same as the Cardinal; but by flippity damn will I give it a good go!

I AM GOING TO MARRY YOU MALCOLM!

Hah! Oblomov, I have often wondered the same.

I was going to ask Malcolm the other day, if she bared any resemblance to Merida from brave.

I imagine this wild haired, fiesty, no nonsense warrior princess

Anna friel apparently. But with short hair and big norks.

Or frankenstenia from carry on screaming?

For mtm obviously, not me...

Oblomov - the weird bits.... you do know what they were, don't you? It was our attempts to converse about the Musketeers no handed.

Using the voice memo option on iphone/ipad to 'write' our posts. It was the funniest thing I have done in yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrs. But I do get that you probably had to be involved to get it. Either that, or Malcolm and I are just by coincidence as weird as each other, and it actually wasn't at all funny.

If you have access to one. Try it! Only then can you judge

mtm, is that you?

..who wants to punish these
two naughty boys then....?

MTM what's the story in the fucking Balamory?!

So do I tell you what I look like ir you tell me what I look like?

Haha Drink

Twit...actually I guess that's probably not a million miles away in the respect the sex, hair and lipstick colour are not too bad. I am for the first time in COUGHteen years growing my natural hair colour in so it's actually two very, VERY different colours at the top and bottom.

Hannah, your arousal is most encouraging!

MTM=Sophia Loren

Hannah=Cameron Diaz

Anne=Anne Hathaway

LetUsPrey=Kate Beckinsdale

Mavis=Christina Hendricks

Drink=Miranda Kerr

Stinkle=Catherine Bach-Daisy Duke

Well Oblomov I'll go with that!!

Anyone call for Book Wielding Aramis?

Is he fully booked?

Oblomov I will totally accept Kate Beckinsale! Similarities are hair colour(ish), small face, I have to squish my boobs together to get a decent/any cleavage. I'm not quite that slim anymore but I was up until a couple of years ago (thanks metabolism for slowing down - thanks very fucking much), I'm taller. She is far far prettier though , but I can safely say I am well happy with the comparison

Yes, that's right, I'll be spending time debauching Oblomov

haha! Cameron Diaz ... that was exdp favourite for a while

Cameron Vs Hannah

Blonde - Gold Brown and grey

5'9" - 5'2"

Skinny - Not skinny

Blue eyes - Blue eyes

Compact boobs - Massive floppy boobies.

Vacant - Unhinged

Fake - Keeping it real.

Joker mouth - Blow job lips.

American - English/Irish

Tanned - Pale with summer freckles.

Actress - Stalker