They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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Stands on other side of Mavis.

Looks wistfully at horizon.

Puts arm around Mavis' waist.

Slides arm gently up Mavis' body.

Gets Mavis in headlock.

Shoves chloraform'd pauldron over her beak.

Slings her in boot.

Gives LetusPrey a tenner.

Takes Mavis to the tardis and sends her back to time of dinosaurs, where she gets eaten by twatbadgersaurus.

The end.

You've clearly forgotten Gretna. What hopes we had. What dreams.

I thought we were doing synchronised The Borgias watching???? I have never seen DW please don't make me but I can't go cold turkey until next series - although I do have the Mad Men box set - but I won't be able to communally perve bond.

Don't worry, Mavis.

She's just unhinged but harmless really. Just imagine Catherine Tate's nana.

Anne no, no one cares about the Borgias. DW is pure genius. Glad that's settled then.

I fear DH might come to bed and I just want to read my book and think about Aramis kissing my thighs

Drink - I don't wanna watch DW

And, I don't think Aramis should shag Queenie. I think they should let the tension continue building and save it. A cheeky kiss maybe.

Oh god. I just dropped off on the couch. Too much Chinese! I think I need to go to bed but this requires moving, which is a process I can't be bothered with. I'm tempted to stay here all night long. DH has managed to do this but he's not fucking tidied up all the stuff.

I only have steam driven telly so the borgias are out of my reach.

so glad Hannah is largely harmless. We've shared good times, but we've never shared Athos.

Good night fair wenches. See you on the morrow.

I can't be as sexually air roused by the doctor as I can Richelieu!

I can

Ah! The old go to bed first, thereby getting out of tidying trick.

Cunning.

Aroused. FUCKING IPAD.

It's the only cunning he'll be doing. No matter if it's Sexmas Day tomorrow or NOT. WANKER.

Pooh, has Hannah just suggested that I could be Milady? Ergo, the one Athos is all moody and love lorn for? Ok. I could go with that.

Really off to bed now.

We will carry on thread and reminisce about the good ole days.

There will be plenty to entertain ourselves with. And let's face it, a bit more RL time might be no bad thing for some of us.

I will die if you lot leave.

There. I said it.

I will die and not come back if you all fuck off and leave me. I can't do becoming single parent without you all.

I. WILL. DIE.

Sup to you though. No pressure. Whatevs.

Mavis.love. Those stairs to bed are pretty feckin' long aren't they?

If you are Milady in that scenario. Then doesn't that make me Athos??...

Wanna see my bea ver rd again Mavis, do ya? Do ya?

Nigh night. Hannah we will be here. I think we should overtake Telly Addicts. We could start different threads according to interest and sky would be the limit. Anne could have her stoopid Borgias discussed and we could worship appreciate everything PC.

I bet Capaldi, always does the end of night clear up.

He looks the sort.

He'd want you to go on ahead of him. He'd want you relaxed.

Then he'd slink in all panthery, undo his cuffs, and glance up at you through his eyelashes giving you the ... you are going to get it face.....

Goodnight wenches.

Hope you've all hung your stockings up, ready to be filled with goodies from the Musketeers BULGING sacks.

air roused? Is that someone blowing a gale up your chuff?

Anne I will watch the Borgias with you. It is really dirty, basically porn.

Oh Hannah. He'd do EVERYTHING perfectly. And he'd always be immaculately turned out!

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS NOT MY JOB?

WHYWHYWHY?

Oh but....SEXMAS DAY AGAIN EVERYONE!!!