They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

Part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4

Oh also I've been thinking. When it finishes we should continue on a thread dedicated to Musketeer Withdrawl method Wenchchat Anonymous. MWWA. Where we can continue with our licence to perv. Not sure where it would go though?

So... We need to build a list of recruits! It'll be easier to keep an eye out for any fallers that way.

Malcolm I will take resp for that

And for that you will earn one night of hard, filthy, uninhibited, deep, fast, sweaty, leathery passion with Mr Aramis in a location of your choosing paid for by the Wench Fund.

Morning, I think. I've definitely got hannah's lurgy. Fooksake. I had tonsillitis at Xmas and It Was Bad. I feel all wobbly DH says there a cure for sore throats wot involves blow jobs, but

Musketeers withdrawal association thread would be good, it would be shame to face the next few months alone and friendless. We could highlight other things to letch at to keep us going.
I might see if the DCs want to watch dw, but so far they haven't, although that's in part due to the fact I couldn't watch the previous dr.
I dunno. Feel a bit at the thought that soon, this will all be over, with only Aramis to comfort me.

My DH didn't do the night tidy either. We will be Having Words.

Miserable Athos .
The more miserable he is, the more I like him.

Oblomov, he's thinking of a future with no threads like this either. We have to do it. Do it for him!

Twit, it's funny because my husband has told me the same thing about illnesses and blow jobs on several occasions...

Slightly concerned about your DW comment though..."I couldn't watch the previous dr"... I'm going to let that go this time, so let's not mention it again. You're free to leave.

I watched the other one, just lost it a bit since.

Miserable Athos makes me want to slap him, not shag him. Oddly I had a dream about Porthos . Not one of those dreams though, I never get them.

I really really really hope tonight is the night Richelieu has a dual. He has to have one at some point and it's going to send me into lady boner overdrive. Every week I hope it's the one!

It'll probably end up with him hardly in it and just Vinnie Jones running around like a great ape.

Totally loving all the links to costumes and beards.
I love facial hair ALOT.
All of them are very attractive.

Athos. beard gets a bit too bog and bushy for my liking in some episodes. And then the next one I watch, its been trimmed and its perfect.

Counting down the hours.....

Just to add. I know I have been 'absent', but the whole word game, 200 posts?

And there are all sorts of weird bits that I just can't get my head round....
Did you have to be here?

Loving MTM's pictures. Were you going to do one of me, when You thought I was missing? Will you, please. Can't wait.....

How is everyone?

Counting down..

I can't stop looking at this gifs of the cardinal having his moustache brushed. He just has the most beautiful blue eyes.

Hahaha I will do you a picture Oblomov!

Was that when mtm and hannah were dong the voice recognition typey wotsit? If so I made no sense to anyone, not even them I imagine
You must all lock me in here so I don't venture over to other threads, one in particular I keep ignoring, and then got sucked back into. Actually I'll hide it.
Yes, we briefly discussed Athos shampoo and set hair and beard style. mtm likened him to noel Edmunds circa 1978 and I found that funny. Very, very funny..

Not sure I want to see Richelieu playing with his sword though...

Which one Twit, do you need some back up?

Hello Oblomov lovely to see you.

Oh, there is all manner of stuff and nonsense on this thread. It's like the band is experimenting with psychedelia for their fifth album before settling back to good guitar riffs for their sixth.

I'm not responsible for any of this nonsense. Oh, no, not me

Consider me recruited too. Front of queue no less. I think first set of volunteers to come forward, gets first dibs on their favourite, until they've all been accounted for. Queues then form behind each of the chief shaggers!

Better post this before anyone else signs up for Athos...

Lol, no, it's just annoying. The aibu about the father expecting his wife to be gagging to see her il's within hours of giving birth, despite not liking them. At all.

But thank you.
Looks like he's just spotted you.

weirdness??

Isn't this normal then?......

Ooh, recruit me, Aramis.
What do I have to do? Is here a ritual?

Oh that's just Hannah being Hannah... Always trying to come up with some scheme where she gets to have Athos. We all know that Athos is mine - it's even been confirmed by dc, but I am willing to share when I'm a bit tired I am a 17th Century lady after all .

I think Anne is going to section us all.

Well...she's going to probably put us into our preferential Musketeer sections. Then we can stick it to the top of our new threads and take a register every so often

Twit, he's making sure I'm not being touched up by any of those naughty Musketeers! Athos and his wandering hands....bad boy.

Morning wenches. Ooo I've got a tenner in my pocket. Where'd that come from?

I worked out some of my anger with Aramis last night. It may build again though when DH slopes off to the football this afternoon, leaving me to take both DC to DS1's sports lesson, then to my optician's appointment (how can I flirt with the d'Artagnan lookalike - and he looks just like him when he's got short hair - when I've got both DC with me), then home until he rolls in from the footy. Where's my peaceful hour or two to perve at musketeers whilst ironing? FFS.

I will definitely we watching Doctor Who, and the Musketeers bluray arrives on 31st March so that's covered.

Fuckinell. Be watching Doctor Who.

Sad to see Matt Smith leave the role though.

I'll be wee watching Doctor Who. That is an absolute given.

I will certainly be watching Doctor Who. I believe it is illegal not to.

Morning all! we're all up bright and early!

I loved Dr Who with David Tennant and Matt Smith! but I really don't like Peter Capaldi

So! Tonight's the night! Got to get through a day with my mother in law first! Wish me luck

(Stupid iPad keeps changing commas into exclamation marks and I can't be arsed to go back and change them)