They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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Sorry to hear about your DS2's sight, Oblomov. Hope they now are on the good way to give him the care he needs.

Oh yeah... What feckin credits are shit?? Not the Musketeers surely?

Malcolm - YOU had the GALL to ejaculate ME for asking to introduce the bearded director, he of Musketeery potential, and here YOU are, slagging off the credits?..

You've changed Oh, You. Have. Changed.

The Cardinal would turn in his tardis.

Do you think we can keep it going til the 2nd series airs?

OMG we'll have another Christmas before then won't we

So, like, Athos hates or loves Milady? I thought he was loving again but then he showed her up in court, screaming: she's aliar but no one paid any attention to that . In Cardinal's shoes, I would have gotten rid of her, she such a liability.

Thanks, Mavis, also no alcohol so should be making sense from now on. not a chance

Well, for the fans of the Doctor, I'm sure there will be another thread when it starts, so some of us will meet again. -MTM and I--

Minibus?! A fucking Concord! You want to drive there 27 hours?

I'd keep quiet on that one D'Art. When Athos FINALLY wails "But she's my wiiiiiiiiiife" do NOT follow it with "But...but....!" Just keep your head down & avoid eye contact.

Minibus for scouring the whole of the Czech Republic for poss locations! With wine & binoculars. I ain't doing it on horseback however authentic that would be.

Or are you being realistic about the trip, SParkle, hence the fucking tiny, uncomfortable, slow, affordable minibus?

You need me onside for this project, I tell ya. Last lot of 4 guys I set my sights on I ended up meeting backstage at the O2

Hope everyone's feeling better soon and that Oblomov's DS2 progresses (can't think of the right word - vodka is involved).

DH is sitting next to me so I can't really look on Tumblr or YouTube or anything and post links.

I vote for a Musketeers/Doctor Who crossover episode. Capaldi pitches up in 1630 Paris in his Tardis. The musketeers don't believe he's not the Cardinal. Chaos, high jinks and sword fights ensue.

Drink - Athos said he's so sorry you're not in the least bit interested. We're all praying for him, that he'll get over it.

I am semi watching the voice on iplayer and I have decided after hearing Sex on Fire, that Only by the Night will be mine and Athos' first shagging album. We'll only need a few for the first night, but that's a good place to start. Leathery, hairy men.

Am I the only one who knew that Athos and d'Art have a big thing over Milady, and she tries to entice d'Art to the dark side etc? I'm not sure if that's this week or if it's the attempt on Queenie's life this week.

Am I spoilering here? Or does everyone else see those bits on the fan obsessed picture sites?

X-posted.

Anywayz, I'm afraid to fart, in case it will end up badly.

MTM I will not endanger the Cardinal like that, you can have me for the night .

You are spoilering Hannah Don't do it D'Art!

Sparkle - I'm with ya love. Thanks for ordering the mini bus. We'll have a great old time. Was it you I gave my germs to

What have I missed about Oblomov ds?

I am so out of it tonight. I am just two little eyes peering out over my tonsils.
I have spots. White ones. All over my throat. they are not Muskespunk

I think we can carry on the thread. I did suggest back on no.1 or no.2 that we just adopt any stragglers on tv whilst we're waiting. But we can keep the rest of it going.

When is Doctor Who starting then? Do we have dates yet?

Do I have anymore questions?...

Yeah, but do any of us really, and I mean really care about spoilers? The only spoilers we could have would be if they introduced a new and highly tooled piece of leather, held by an extremely shiny buckle. Imagine the gif mileage in that

I, for one and one for all, could not give a tasty rat stew about the plot. I just like the striding about, big hats and sword play. And yes, I really am that shallow.

No. I am in it for the plot too dammit. Obviously it is secondary. Obviously But I still want Aramis to get the Cardinal & for Athos to let D'Art off. And for Constance & D'Art to live happily ever after. Like that's ever going to happen.

I think I have over invested in the story lines....

I need a wee. But it is too far to go.

No one can get Cardinal. No. One.

Oh & I want Aramis to shag the queen too.

Whispers But surely someone is going to get the Cardinal? Or do you think he'll just go off to be Pope? Soz.

I do like the idea of the Cardinal popping off to be Pope . Except last week proved that he was distrusted by Rome and they wanted rid him

Thinking about it, he will be a hot Doctor

No, he will retire because he will have enough if twits and twats around him. And then we'll be travelin g the world and shagging.