They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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That's what he doesmtm' , that's what he does.

LetUsPrey & Anne my Holy Mother of God link might appeal to you.

I tried the link and it didn't work

Ahem! I get a go with him too. And I couldn't watch your link either 'cos I am on the iPad.

Anyhoo

Watch you don't hurt yourself there Athos, that's dangerously close to looking cheerful.

There's a thread on telly addicts at the moment asking which tv you're obsessed with.....I think they mean plots, characterisation, y'know, substance. Not just hot men in sweaty leather.

Ah, Twit that is officially known as "The Lovely Crinkly Eyes" picture.

They really need to release some more pics..

Oh balls. It works when I click on it so no idea why it won't for you (maybe you're just not meant to have him, eh?)

Here's the link anyway....

The content isn't allowed on mobile devices it will work on the laptop.

Grrrrrr, get on laptops wenches! I'm on a roll tonight

Hot in here again

Nope, nor that one.

I shall have a look on the pc avec incognito browsing tomorrow once DH is back from his unexpected last minute invite to the football that he didn't even ask me about even though I would have said it was no problem.

Aramis getting in the zone for some angry sex

Ooh by golly that's a good one letusprey
Thank you thank you thank you.
manly chest hair

Anne! How are the essays going??

We're a bit light on pictures. Off to google.

I have another couple which are good but I'll post the tomorrow when we're all rubbing our hands in anticipation of some 9p.m. action & when people can appreciate my efforts!

MTM spotted you on a different thread earlier. Almost didn't recognise you with your knickers on.

One for you Aramis fans.

I will look on wednesday when DH is away, he doesn't feel the same way as I do.
Right, am off to sleep, ready for TOMORROW

Mavis - 19 pages of notes for the essay where I would shag the lecturer so I need to write it and it needs to be impressive.

Second one pretty much not started.

Due Tuesday.

I am moving into the library tomorrow until it closes at midnight.

Loving all the angry Aramis not that I like the angry violence

Because I can't find any poxy new pics I'm having to resort to a RL non-leather one.

Haughty, but oh so shaggable....

Wots goin' on 'ere then eh?

Right then down to business.....

Mavis - you obviously love the twat badgers. The only way to prove that you don't, and that you're not anti feminist by loving a twat badger, is to relinquish Athos and any future claim to him.

Mavis meet d'Art. D'Art meet Mavis.

I can highly recommend the young d'artagnan to you. He looks like he hasn't got a twat badgery bone in his body.

Malcolm, you must've sprained a finger with all that fucking.

err... I did have something else to say but I've forgotten....

BACK IN 5 MINS

Yo. Just caught up (yet again).

I'm off to bed soon. Just got new medication and waiting for side effects: either shit or voms or both . Hopefully none, but I'm in bed resting in anticipation...

Obviously there are still3 episodes to go and all might be revealed but it seems like it's only now that the Musketeers will sussing out that they all really really hate Cardinal: Aramis for Adele, Athos for him employing Milady and D'Artagnan for him commissioning the red guards to pretend they were Musketeers when they killed his father. So in the second series they should be hounding him to death till he begs for mercy, MTM can you imagine the stills form such scenes .

Anywayz, it is not good that Cardinal will not be there for second series. Just not good at all .

Well done Anne - you can absolutely nail a sweaty Frenchman this. We are wenching for you. Will look out a special picture, just for you, for Wednesday

After careful consideration, Athos is no longer my very far down the list third choice in general, and second male choice. I just couldn't bear those skinny arms. Just not. They are probably skinnier than mine. Just no.

Drink - hope there isn't much in the way of side effects. Resting is the way to go.

Without sounding like I'm paying attention to the plot there is the small matter of D'Art (and thanks for the intro Hannah, but I'm clinging on to Athos as if my life depended on it. Which, incidentally it does...) having shagged Milady which I don't suppose Athos will take too kindly too.

Really, honestly. What the fuck are we going to do when this finishes? I can't go back to posting nonsense about dishwashers in Chat. I just can't. You can't make me do it...