They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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Is that from the book Anne? (Am only about 3 pages in at the mo).

Contrasts nicely with "You 3. My office. Now!" from Treville a few weeks ago

um....has mucus affected my powers of perception or did we get through half a thread yesterday?

I didn't go to an assembly either. It was a JOKE!

No sore (wine) head here, just glands the size of Porthos' balls, a nose as crusty as the Cardinal's willy, bones that ache like Athos' yearning for moi, a throat as sore as if I'd orally serviced the lot of them simultaneously, and a constant dull thudding through my head as if all the thrusting had left an echo.

...'part from that though, I'm fine.

Ooh Malcolm!

You talented little haggis you! Are we going to see a full set from you, d'ya think? so that I can print them off and make wallpaper out of them for my bedroom

Sparkle - do you mean the photos onto the posts?

What are you MNing wenching on?

Malcom that is fab! I didn't go to an assembly either.

Busy day today so probably not as much wenching possible as I would like. Humph.

Sparke - yes chapter 15. Bonacieux is an arse.

Hannah- it was all the voice regonition, word games. Prolific.

There is no coffee at our assemblies.

I propose adding an exhibition of Malcolm's work to go with the box set and prosecco taking place in my room at the aforementioned holiday inn Manchester reunion.

Anne, that is an excellent idea!
And might I suggest we bring some Musketeer themed nibbles?
I am happy to make them myself, but if anybody would like to join me, just pm and we'll sort out who's doing what.

We don't get coffee either.

I might start taking a thermos.

All the budding writers among us can bring some samples for when we are sharing utterly pissed

Does it have to be Manchester? Could it not be Prague April onwards?

Thanks, MTM for your input too re Little Drink

I might try her first in Sarah Jane if it's still availably on BBC. Don't think we can watch the Doctor together, I think she's too small plus I might be rubbing myself in an inappropriate way so age'll be iff to bed early

I just ventured into the wider MN world and someone got offended by me so will be staying here and books where everyone is depraved nice

Haha Anne...I remember once in a previous life, I wrote a ranty tirade about what twats Scottish people can be at times...and it's true we can apart from Capaldi Oh. My. GOODNESS I was leaped upon and dismantled. There are a few super SUUUUUPER self righteous posters out there who really do believe they are always right. so Anne stay here with us where we will look after you! It's 100 % twat free.

BEARDS EARDS BEARDS I'M LOOKING FOR THE GOOD TIME!

Am sat in car park at shops. Am feeling slightly miffed to report a distinct lack of bearded, leather clad men.

I'm not sure I approve of this Real Life place..??

Who are these people? Why are they so ugly not wearing billowy shirts. Why do they mostly look washed and not dishevelled in a just so kind of way...?

Selfish bastards! The lot of them.

We will make it law when we wenches achieve world domination. The BLOODY LAW I tell you!!

And we'll stick anyone who doesn't cooperate, with all the aforementioned twats on a rocket and blast them into space.

Then we'll rename the planet World of Leather. It will be paradise.

We shall fill our days watching sweaty, weaponed, hairy men grappling with each. There will be a never ending supply of books to smack each other round the face with.

We've been interacting with that there real life today too. Went to a castle which was slightly wenchy but there was a bit too much consideration for health and safety to get the full affect. No swords either. Or billowy shirts. Or strapping.

Shan't bother with RL again.

Was the TARDIS there though? Did Richelieu come out of it?

Sad lack of Musketeers in my local Primark today

Was a bit like the Court of Miracles though

Extremely disapointing examples of real life in the library. There is sometimes the odd eccentric moustachioed man - but alas not today.

It's official. Real life is crap.

Oh and at Primark = Court of Miracles.

I am off to Mass in a minute. Lots of daydreaming opportunity I will pray for all your souls. And will pass on your regards to the Cardinal.

Well sadly when I went to the country store earlier, there were no musketeers there either. So disappointed. There was a lot of leather, and some whips that perhaps the cardinal would have approved of, and even a hard pink helmet which felt nice. But alas, no beardy men with swords anywhere.