They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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Wonderful drawing MTM

I am returned from the Big Bang Science Fair. As far as RL goes, it was rather good. The KABOOM show was awesome - lots of explosions and flame thrower type things and a not unattractive host

No musketeers though so I think I'll stay here

Someone get that director a leather uniform!

Do not go out there, it is

Sorry been totally absent.
Ds2 (5) needed glasses, turned out he was barely able to see and almost colourblind.
Then he 2 parties.
Off out tonight with ds1's Aspergers group.
Dh is taking ds1 to watch Spurs v Arsenal tomorrow. Dead jealous that he's not taking me.
So I will be at home with ds2 and will be commited to the thread! All yours.

Oh letusprey, thank you. That was nice.

Busy busy today then. I had my haircut.
Tomorrow DH will take ds2 and hopefully a couple more kids to football on the morrow so I can stay in bed. not likely with a two year old but one can dream

Soooooo pretty. They are on my phone like this

Ha! My first ever pic! I can see a very pleasurable evening unfolding on google

Argh... have just finished my reading for one essay. Now I have to write it before tomorrow so I can do all the reading and writing for essay two tomorrow.

I AM GOING TO MISS THE MUSKETEERS

I AM GOING TO REWARD MYSELF WITH STEAK AND CUNNILINGUS WITH ARAMIS AS WELL AS WATCHING ALL 8 EPISODES BACK TO BACK AT SOME POINT IN THE WEEK.

Two things...

1. I would like to propose that the director makes it onto the shag list. As LetusPrey said - coat him in leather. And I think a little hair ruffle and dirty face smudges would enhance the look too.

2. Just in case I haven't mentioned this already - I am going to boff Athos. I'm going to boff him 'til his beard falls off and his legs turn to mush. then I'm going to suffocate with my derrière He is too sexy for words.

oh and I'm going to add a third..

3. Can we please have some more details about the timing of the Prague visit. I have just got my savings out from under the floor boards and I think I have enough for the flight etc.

I'm going to say it is a residential training course.

I'm going to tackle my legs and pits with a razor, wax my moustache, pluck my chin hairs, dye my roots, practice my best smoulder. And then I am going to stalk Tom Burke Athos until he sets those luscious lips of his on mine. (facial ones - I'm not asking for the world.) (yet)

Good luck, hope it all goes well

Go Anne go go go!

No HANNAH! No "real" people are EVER ALLOWED IN OUR CIRCLE OF DEBAUCHERY! Director = REAL PERSON.

Hang your head in shame. I am confiscating Athos and turning him out to grass until tomorrow. You only have yourself to blame.

So the coach trip is going to Prague? Super.

Anne I can't promise that Aramis will be in a fit state for anything once I've finished with him, but he'll try. Amazing stamina.

I don't I could ever get tired of this. Makes things tingle

I think the director could take on a fictional musketeer role quite nicely, perhaps just for an episode or two. So he wouldn't be a real life person then.

I'm not going because THERE WILL BE NO RICHELIEU! I'm so upset. Only three weeks left of him and his beautiful older man face and his amazing hands and fingers and his swishy cloak and his sexy sexy sexy voice.

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Quelle Disaster! DS1 caught a glimpse of my desktop as I was closing it down and exclaimed "there's a picture of daddy!" It was the definitive Athos sex face

Now, sadly, this doesn't meant that Athos is the father of my children but that XH has a passing resemblance to a rutting musketeer

I'm trying not to let my lovely Athos picture be tainted but, wenches, it's difficult..

LetUsPrey that link to Aramis shouting TROUBLE -

The MN coach trip has just turned up in Prague

Ooh idea!

I could ride DW until he regenerates into his next incarnation thus meaning Richelieu can return for the next series?!? I'll have to be quick though.

We don't have a chicken coop but will the stairs do, Mumsnet?

FUCK YES! And y'all can take turns. I don't care who goes first either. LINE UP BOYS.

Mavis I just let out an actual at 'rutting musketeer'

OMG I am in love with Tom Burke. He is fucking lush, and his voice .

I adore that little video about their beards. WTF is wrong with me???

Wouldn't you just love to stroke their lovely beardy faces?

Looks like D'Art's first to me. I'm happy to start with him.