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They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 13/03/2014 18:32

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V
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TwitMcAwesome · 14/03/2014 23:27

Argh, post disappeared. Ah well. It basically said the same as anne you can't get away from the stereotyping, just make it as irrelevant as possible. We laugh about it as ridiculous. Dd is very vocal about what she sees on tv being marketed towards her or about women etc, but also likes her fucking Barbie.

AnneWentworth · 14/03/2014 23:28

we are clearly made for each other

TwitMcAwesome · 14/03/2014 23:28

Waiting patiently for me to get home.

They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V
TwitMcAwesome · 14/03/2014 23:30

I am ridiculously excited to have learnt how to post pictures on my iPad.Blush

MavisGrind · 14/03/2014 23:32

Kiss kiss kiss...

They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V
DrinkFeckArseGirls · 14/03/2014 23:34

something for me for goodnight.

They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V
MavisGrind · 14/03/2014 23:34

Oh, Anne you, It's always the mindless violence with you, isn't it?

TwitMcAwesome · 14/03/2014 23:38

He's just left...

They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V
DrinkFeckArseGirls · 14/03/2014 23:39

learnt new word, pauldron.

HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 23:41

Drink - I really wouldn't worry about your dd. With a mother like you, how could she possibly not grow up with her eyes and her mind wide open?

At 3 she is far too young to understand or appreciate your concerns. All she wants is mamas love and attention. Tell her she is whatever positive words you use. That is essentially what she is wanting to hear. As she grows older, you will have ample opportunity to share your beliefs with her, and try to steer her in the life direction you wish for.

But don't forget, that although only 3 now, she will be her own person, regardless of who/how you are. So she may never be exactly how you hope she will be. But you will still love her yes? The best thing you can do is as Mavis has hinted at. Distraction! Until her brain catches up.

Her language now is irrelevant. She doesn't understand it's meaning in the same way you do. As she ages you can explain all of these issues. My dd is 8, and I would say we're still not there in terms of grasping any of these issues.

She's her own person. Extremely like I was at that age. She loves dressing up, wearing my shoes around house, nails, makeup sometimes. But equally she spends all of her time outside the house, getting muddy, climbing trees, bike rides (village life), football and has more male than female friends at school. Her chosen uniform is jeans/shorts and trainers.

I was same, and now, I'm probably not a very 'girly' girl. If I put a pair of heels on I'd be in a&e by end of night. But I'm who I want to be, and ain't nothin or no one ever gonna change that! Oh and I'm smokin' Wink

Grin

Oh dear Lordy! Now, in the words of yourself the other day..... Feck off to your own thread!

I'm gonna hit the feckin button.....

LetUsPrey · 14/03/2014 23:44
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Porthos has a snog (not with Flea), it looks like d'Artagnan fighting the others but it doesn't look like next week's episode, explosions, and they start filming in April! I believe there was a prize. I'll have Aramis pleaseandthankyou.

HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 23:52

Oh dear flamin leathered musketeers!!!

Why am I always so behind!

I really must stop drinking type faster!

"Hannah never left the crux?... CRUX??? Wtf does that mean??

ARE YOU SAYING I'M STILL AT THE CRUX???

I'll feckin' teach you to CRUX me... Oblomov - don't look.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 14/03/2014 23:56

Awww, look at you Hannah, talking sense... ShockGrin

Maybe that is true that is is too little to explain and like peeps said before I just need to drum into her reinforce what matters. But it is sooooo frustrating.

Twats, wank badger, cock, piss, fuck.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 14/03/2014 23:56

You know you so would Cardinal.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 14/03/2014 23:57

off the the bed. night and thank you all.

LetUsPrey · 14/03/2014 23:59

Night Drink. You're doing a grand job - how could you not?

MavisGrind · 15/03/2014 00:01

Night Drink. You are a wench. This can only bring good things.

HannahHorvath · 15/03/2014 00:06

Oh yes and something you might want to work on. Subtlety.

Grin Grin Grin

The more you push the more she will run in opposite direction.
Cool and casual is the way to go. Hard as it may be to believe, I'm a firm believer in good old common sense.

By bamboozling dd with my amazing powers of logic and reason, whilst being so casually 'well that's just my opinion' with it, she gets to make up her own mind. And kids being the astute individuals they can be, she 9 times out of ten sees the logic.

and when she doesn't I lock her up until she does

MavisGrind · 15/03/2014 00:06

Ok, so just downloaded 'Skip to the good bit' off the back of Twit's rather lovely link.
so I will always remember the wenches....

HannahHorvath · 15/03/2014 00:07

Little smattering of fuzz for the land of dreams fair wenches..

They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V
LetUsPrey · 15/03/2014 00:08

Aramis, flashing his underarm gaps just before I remove all his leather

Stuff about the different costumes

I am also away to my bed as we're out at stupid o'clock in the morning.

And I demand an Aramis sex dream.

Night wenches.

HannahHorvath · 15/03/2014 00:09

Oh yes the links, the LINKS!

Our signal was so bad earlier. I've got so much to see.

Hope that last one isn't anti climax after the build up by you lot!

MavisGrind · 15/03/2014 00:09

Oh, and Hannah, I have looked and looked but my SteamPhone doesn't have a microphone....

HannahHorvath · 15/03/2014 00:24

OH MY FACKING NORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M SHAGGING THEM ALL

They is all, well, WELL fit.

SOMEBODY MAKE TWITS A BADGE. IMMEDIATY!!

It's going to be a long weekend.

Night then wenchy woos Wine hugz

HannahHorvath · 15/03/2014 00:25

Mavis, you do know that Athos plays the game don't you?..