They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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But as long she keeps having the opportunities to be judged otherwise it will likely fall into place. I know it happens but she won't be judged in her looks all of the time. It will change as she gets noticed for other things. I agree it us crap though.

Where has this come from though Drink? And by that I mean is it explicit instruction from some loon or just your experience of wider society. I have boys so have been largely protected from the tide of pink but they, too, have quite defined ideas about what is for girls and what is for boys. I don't think it helps that gender is quite clearly defined now (there was a really interesting fb thing doing the rounds recently about the way lego advertising for girls has changed in the last thirty years) so I suppose we just have to chip away at their ill informed notions about what they should be doing.

Bloody hell, it all kicks off when I'm not around for a bit, doesn't it!

Very annoyed can't catch up on links as signal says no!

Well I ordinarily might feel slightly uncomfortable about the ..um... enthusiasm I have expressed on this thread, and feel need to name change. However, during my many frequent bouts of insomnia, I go mooching on active cos you selfish caaaahs are sleeping and sometimes through sheer cba or tiredness, after typing a response, my finger just hits post.

It's like an MN tick. I just do it.

And do you know what, sod it! Being a muskeslut is just one of my many, many facets. So I'll just carry on I think. After all, we're all probably the same in that respect (the facets not the sluts although now you mention it )Some of us just choose to hide it. So who is judging? And does their opinion matter that much in the grand scheme of things?..

Oh and last question, without getting into a debate because it's too late and am too relaxed, why would feminists object so much? Serious question. I'm intrigued to know exactly what is anti feminist about this thread?

Oh god delayed post. I can see a chat is in progress. Ignore my post until I've caught up!

One for Malcolm. And, er....

Drink!

Nice , Mavis, I've already posted a Noel Edmonds link further up thread though...

drink my dd (8) is tall and solid and at the age of 5 went through a stage of thinking she was ugly and fat, she wondered if she was a freak. I emphasised being 'cool' and individual over pretty and girly. Comfortable and practical, including dresses, was more important than pretty. Plenty of opportunities to climb etc with her brothers.
Now she has chosen to wear boys winter shoes for school, she got teased and responded with a shrug 'at least I've got warm dry feet'. It's balance I think, which you give her, don't worry too much it could be a phase for her. Maybe speak to the culprits behind this if it's really bad.

Nursery. Well meaning, I'm sure and I did have an ever so polite word with them that it is not appropriate. I thought she'd forget by no, but no. She asks; am I cute? and I feel buggered, whatever I respond. She's my child and sometimes I do tell her she's beautiful but it is regardless of what she's wearing. At home it's all Peppa, Thomes, Timmy Time, Fireman Sam, some cartoons so I know it must come from the nursery. any other activity we attend does not use such vocab.

I think the moral is - get all children into Doctor Who. They are therefore protected from nonsense and the overriding notion of Brains over Stupidness coupled with Eccentricity means they will be OK.

Evening wenches. There has been wine. A looooooottt of wine.

Friend and I were talking (amongst so many other things) how it's wrong that women judge women. Especially at my work where fuck help you if you're an attractive woman and you dare to wear something other than an oversized crimplene blouse and a governess style skirt. Anyway.

Have also discussed Musketeers. Friend seems to like d'Artagnan. I briefly explained about the chicken coop and Athos being in like loads of trouble for spilling his wine and how he would probs cry after sex.

I have it in my head that I bump into RL Porthos at a fancy party. I say I'm a fan of the Musketeers. He invites me to their table where they're all sitting. I then explain to them that I've been discussing with various women how the Musketeers shag. Santiago/Aramis is impressed and we go off together for a night of drunken debauchery. Hurrah!

Did I mention I have to be up just after 6 tomorrow?

They've just seen this thread and are oddly aroused

at 5, Twit? They should not even know what ugly and fat is. grr.

Thank you Twit, Anne and Mavis . I just feel a bit sad for her, you know.

Letuspray - when I bump into Santiago/Aramis we are both conveniently single and I don't even mention that I know who he is. When he comes round I throw away all my DVDs featuring him and delete my browsing history.

Because basically I am going to marry him.

Anyways, I know it's been an effort to divert your thoughts, eyes and hands form cocks so let's go back to the crux of the matter . Some don't need to go back, Hannah never left...

Mavis the Cardinal is always and only for me. Milady is a very far behind second. So no, MTM does not have all the dibs on Armand, mkay...

Drink: my last serious post before I get on with this dragging Aramis as a thank you for putting my boss in his place.

She clearly has a great mum otherwise you wouldn't even be worrying about it and that is probably the solution in the long term.

The End

Shagging rather than dragging or whatever floats his boat really.

Many many cross posts.

We got DS1 a kitchen when he was 2. DH does all the cooking here. BIL thought it was "odd". But then he reads the Daily Fail. DS2 had a pushchair. A few raised eyebrows. Got him a dolls' house, just a plain one. More raised eyebrows. It's a fucking house. He lives in a house with people. Not done on purpose. Not done to be "cool". No-one has batted an eyelid at his Playmobil fire station and school. Aaarrggghh

Desperate LOL at LetUsPrey post. People are just like that thick.

Nursery are just being a bit thick inappropriate Drink but tbh, having seen enough ads on citv girls, and boys, don't stand a chance. We've had discussions in this house about just what ds1 is supposed to do at playtime because he just doesn't like football. He thinks he's wrong in someway to not like it I'm delighted he doesn't.

We'll muddle through. We are wenches after all.

Oh Anne, come and make me the happiest man in the world.

It would be my duty, and incidentally my absolute pleasure.

Oh Anne

hic, I'll drink to that.

Contemplative Aramis has stolen my heart whilst fighty Aramis has my knickers.

Must go retrieve them both read chapter 12

I remember a friend of DS1's coming round to play years ago, perhaps when they were both about six. Balamory was on and Archie was inventing stuff, wearing his pink sweatshirt. Little friend says "euurrghh he's gay". I ask why - "because he's a boy and he's wearing pink". I sighed and told him that boys and girls can wear whatever colour they want, doesn't mean anything. Didn't want to get into the gay thing at that age.

Bit later DH brings friend's lunch in. We had some plates that had come free with something. They were red heart shaped and everything else needed washing. LF pulls his face at the plate and at first wont take it because "it's a love heart". DH managed not to say FFS and just said it's a plate, take it.

I know all this would have come from his dad and it pisses me off.

I'm doing well after drinking.

A bit of sword play, but this gif shows off some beautiful interiors..