Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

ImTooSexyForMySword Thu-13-Mar-14 18:18:18

AIBU to have not that many issues and just be smooth and sexy all the time? I think some women find it really annoying so this really isn't a stealth boast. I had a really nice GF up until a few months ago but she's just ditched me without even letting me know! IABU to wish I had issues like my friend who is really fucked up over his ex and actually rather annoying about it?

LetUsPrey - Oh, John Taylor. Definitely. Although the way I am now it would probably be all of them.

ready and waiting I present to you the new thread!

Mavis - I don't care what he was saying, did you S€€ the bit of armpit on the left one??... Oh my

And as for desperation.... I was looking at Keith Richards, he of the Rolling Stones! the other day for probably slightly too long. Ffs.

Mavis I was going to marry Roger Taylor (Duran Duran obvs, not Queen). I've seen pictures of him over the years. I think I had a lucky escape. John Taylor's aged well though I think, Roger not so much.

Following a quick Tumblr, I found Athos being cross at Ninon's trial but it's not very good.

didn't like my title then MTM?

miserablebeardyfucker I think you are drip feeding Hun x

MiserableBeardyFucker

YABU - you just need to find me, L@@K, here I am woohoo! Then you will forget all about that trollop...

No Hannah it was shite. TRY HARDER NEXT TIME. I didn't see it SOZ hun ((((((hugs)))))))

MrMammothCock Thur-13-Mar-14 19:14:56

AIBU to be so huge I can only fit inside the vage of a wench who has had at least three kids? I even need a bigger horse than my work colleagues just to support the extra weight of my enormous long and wide King Dong. Any advice appreciated.

I'mtoosexy

What kind of irresponsible idiot leaves his pistol lying around and then doesn't even seem to notice/be concerned that it is missing?

p.s why is your chin always so shiny?

ImTooSexyForMySword Thu-13-Mar-14 19:29

Shiny? It's actually vage juice. I'm a cunilingus addict. I hope this isn't a problem? PM me babe x

As for the pistol, how do you know I lost it? Do you know my gF? I think she kept it when I left it at hers by accident. Had to make a sharp exit. Long story.

Remember to pm me tho xx

Ok, so this evening it's going to be Episode 3, bowl of crisps and a glass of wine. Episode 7, less crisps, probably more wine. Post on here about what a shit day I'll have tomorrow due to aforementioned wine. Walk the dog. Bed.

Just so you know.

Miserablebeardyfucker

What was so special about your ex that you can't get over her, out of interest??

And YABU to the memory of your brother if you still love her so love me instead

Watched episode three earlier, am about to make a start on four.
I will be having nuts to go with it.

MiserableBeardyFucker Thu-13-Mar-14 19:47:12

Questions? Mind your own business. I love her and that is all you need to know! How do I get her back?

We ALL have nuts to go with it twit! Omnomnom.

Mavis - post crap on here too!

Don't go off all grown up and civilised enjoying your wine and your crisps in peace. Drop in here and post on AIBU. There are some hairy ones out tonight.

Aww, only now I managed to see your apology, MTM. It is truly beautiful. I do appreciate it although I'm not as highly qualified in brown nosing as Hannah is so my appreciation must look pale in comparison .

Long day and still stresses, grrr.

Miserablebeardedfucker

I don't think you do love her though. I think you were just so mortified that you could've been taken in by somebody so deceitful and cold blooded. She hurt you because she killed your brother and made you feel responsible.

Now you're scared of love because you don't trust yourself enough, to not be taken in again, by the wrong person.

AND you are punishing yourself for your brother's death by denying yourself of any love or joy in life.

But fwiw I think he would want you to be happy. You have to do it for him. There are some genuine women out there Miserable you just have to have faith and allow yourself to be taken in again to my vagina .

pm me if you fancy going for an ale sometime.

..and I promise I'll only hurt you if you want me too

Ooh running and flapping of cloaks and ooph hedge jumping.

Oh, the posting crap on here is a given I think? I've never been grown up and civilised in my life so no fear of it starting now.

Oooh, just had some Athos Walks Through a Series of Doors action but now his hair is all bouffy

miserablebeardedfucker

Please, please stop whining, blow your nose and go shag hannah. Try not to weep too much after though, one damp patch is more than enough.

MrMammothCock this is Mumsnet mate, you won't have any problems.

I am planning on watching the Aramis/baby episode ce soir. I can't say I've noticed a shiny chin but now I know what it is I'll make sure I look out for it.