Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

This is a whole new world to me. Not since the early-mid nineties have I obsessed/stalked/leched over the unreachables.

Which I suspect is more than can be said for many some on this thread.

Single now though innit. This is my reality.

Getting my jollies off on the internet for the rest of my days.

Longing to be like those other wenches on here, whom can go to bed at the end of the night, into the arms of their loved one, close their eyes, lie back....... and pretend it's a musketeer.

I am working honestly. But I have found this great trick...

Read a chapter of my lesson, come on here.

It goes in like a dream!

No glazing, no nothing.

Who knew VAT and Musketeers would work so perfectly together?

Hahaha oh Hannah you make me do much lolling. I'm glad you like it!

I have an hour before I need to pick up DC. What shall I do? Oh perhaps I'll watch episode seven again and spend the rest of the day feeling sexually aggressive/aroused!

I think it's time to think up another thread title soon. Any ideas?

Sparkle. Clearing internet history? I shall share my secret in-private browsing.

Hannah. Last time I letched like this it was Marty McFly

Get your musketits out for wenchnet thread number phwoarrrrrr!

Or really mix it up with...

Get your musketits out for mumswench thread number phwoarrrrrr!

Spoilt for names really.

Malcolm I kind've pictured you as permanently sexually aroused and aggressive.

...can't think why....

< throws and smashes window with MASSIVE dildo>

BUT I LOVE HIM!

Stinkle nothing in this house is private. Every sodding person knows the password to my laptop & DH writes software for a living/is server admin or whatever so I suspect I have nowhere to hide.

Anyway! I have been to Tesco's, changed all beds, hoovered whole house & run 4 miles. Do I get Aramis Ep 7 tonight as my reward?

I want one!

twitter.com/PopeJessica/status/441123788483473408/photo/1

Sparklegeek, I love your King Louis link.
But what I love MORE, is when you scroll down you get the King Louis as he says 'he could listen to Ninon's nonsense all day'.

My FAVE King Louis HUGE grin moment.

King Louis is growing on me I have to say, not in a boff way, but I like him

Oblomov didn't know I'd done a King link - but when I went back & looked, that page is all different now (I believe the that's what's known as an update)!

Ooooooh that final look Aramis gives the Queen as she departs. I bet she tripped over her knickers when she went round the corner.

Did someone link earlier, to Athos's face, the face of horror, when he recognised Milady's voice, in the courtroom? If you did, could you please link again, because I can't find it.

I think that was on my page that changed. Cos I posted to scroll down to the bottom for Athos action & it was him shouting in the court room. Sorreeeee.

Is this it Oblomov??

Oh, so Hannah thinks I'm hers does she? She is very much mistaken

Actually, I totally agree about being new to internet stalkery. Thank fuck the internet hadn't been invented when I was a teenager an adult or else I'd never have held down a job. Cutting pictures of Duran Duran out of the Radio Times isn't quite the same.

Can you imagine Musketeersnet AIBU?

AngryCloakMan Thu 13-Mar-14 18:02:45

AIBU to have executed my DW(ench)? I found out she was having it away with someone I don't really like who is younger, but not actually better looking than me. I took her out for a ride in my carriage into the woods and had one of my guards shoot her. IABU to have done this? Technically it wasn't me who actually killed her although I did poison someone later.

MiserableBeardyFucker Thu-13-Mar 18:09:21

AIBU to never get over my exDP even though it's made me miserable and this means I make everyone else around me miserable? She went off to "work" for some bloke who keeps killing people. I still love her and I'll never get over her. AIBU to be miserable forever and drink a lot?

Loving the links and posts as usual! Some wonderful stuff.

Out of interest Mavis which member was yours?

LongHairedLoverFromLiverpool Thu-13-Mar 18:15:39

AIBU 2 b in luv wiv a married wumman? I rly luv her tho. N have kissed her on da lips. But she is married!!!!!!??! WTF do I do??! and can NE1 tell me wit a vagina is like? Need to know 4 Sunday. Thnks. Xxxxxxxxx

Miserablebeardyfucker

Just to add, I had her hanged for killing my brother, but she managed to pay off the hangman and escape. She's a bit pissed off with me

MTM that one from LongHairedLoverFromLiverpool is awesome!