Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

BBQ! You must be in The South. It was dry here Oop North but still cold. I mainly sat on the sofa today, the sun streaming through reminding me just how damn filthy my windows are

Evening MTM. No lasagne for you or else your DHs dressing gown wearing will be in vain again

Welcome back MTM

Interesting fact of the day. Richelieu was BIG on pussy and rrrrrrreally knew what to do with one. No, seriously apparently he had 14 cats!

Tomorrow's tea is going to have to be a light salad!

You have a very underdtanding husband, MTM.

JESUS FUCK! Cardinal's fingers give me such a raging lady boner. Imagine them fiddling with you as you were bent over! Best take that large ring off first. Don't want Time Team wondering WTF?! when they dig me up in 400 years.

After consulting my post its hidden in books on Stalin I can confirm that basically all would shag Porthos given that he presents his guns.

For anyone who needs a reminder

It's ok Drink, he can nip to MacDonalds afterwards if he's still hungry

For some reason it seems strangely apt that the Wenchnet Post-its (now there's a title up there with the Dead Sea Scrolls) are hidden in a book about Stalin. I do hope you leave them there and, perchance years hence, come across them with fond remembrance about how Mavis would shag Athos til he cried.

I'm totally off any fantasy men who aren't Richelieu. But actually Richelieu not Capaldi, not Doctor "I've ruined the next series of Musketeers for MalcolmTuckersMistress because I'm a regenerating time travelling a twat" Who. Just leather dressed, silver haired, long fingered, cloak swishing, silent staring, SEXmonger, BBC1 Richelieu.

Oh you should go into a library and place them in random books....then people will wonder what the hell has been going on! Love post its.

It is in fact a library book.

Oh you must leave them in the library book (having taken a copies of course - you are our thread historian after all). We can then wait for the inevitable "I'd thought I'd found a shopping list but it was much weirder than that" thread in about 6 months

Hahah leave the URL for this thread! Winner gets a drawing of a Flump with a huge erection and a speech bubble saying "Milady Milady ooooh Milady"

Here as promised my sexy little wenches....... an intimate glimpse at Hannah.
You.Are.Fuckin.Welcome

I'm a little bit afraid of how much I have fallen for you all.

This feels like the real deal.

I am a woman in love. And I'd do anything, to get you into my woooorrrrrrrrrlllllddddd

Well Malcolm, you may be hormonal. But I am LATE.

I'm really starting to wonder.......

I hope Athos won't leave us in the lurch.

Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep, Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep.
But I made up my miiiind, A amm keepin ma baby,
Uh, I'm gunna keep mine an Athos' baby, oh oooooh, uh ooooh

I have a headache. It feels like my brain is trying to escape my skull via my eyeballs.

I need Aramis to soothe and distract me.

Excellent idea re the sheet with the post-its

Unmarried pregnant wench

Hussy

I bought a sophisticated dry Italian rosé from Lidl. Fucker is too sophisticated for me I should've gibe for the Californian piss medium one. Now I can't get drunk have a drink.

Well ok then. Here's mine. I hope you like it!

Evening Wenches

Only on iPad, we are staying with my parents. So I can't see pictures

Back tomorrow night, maybe in time for episode, maybe not.

Fuck it. I want Porthos.

Maybe NOT??! What kind of attitude is that. What the fuck are you playing at Ali?