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Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:02

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 13/03/2014 21:55

I'd quite like to see Cardinals hip action. Really really REALLY closely!

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HannahHorvath · 13/03/2014 21:56

Letusprey - it's a shame you are camp Aramis. There seems to be so much more Athos horse stuff.

Not that I'd been concentrating on that particular angle.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 13/03/2014 21:58

I'm in everyone's camp. HIP ACTION HIP ACTION HIP ACTION!

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LetUsPrey · 13/03/2014 22:00

I think with Aramis his huge musket blocks the view

HannahHorvath · 13/03/2014 22:04

There was a great gif earlier on one of your links I think that had the 3 M's walking through a doorway, d'artagnan slightly behind. They all looked very strapped up and loaded with weaponry.

Was mighty fine if I do say so myself.

Stinklebell · 13/03/2014 22:04

With the cardinal, it's more like hip replacement action Grin

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 13/03/2014 22:06

Are you starting again, Stinky? We were supposed to sort of nice to each other, hmmm. Now take it back and choke on it.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 13/03/2014 22:09

Just because it looks like I'm not here, it doesn't mean I'm not here.

Stinklebell · 13/03/2014 22:09

No

Too busy watching Game of Thrones

There, I mentioned Game of Thrones twice wotcha gonna do about that huh?

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 13/03/2014 22:12

Keep on mentioning, if you wanted to be forgotten into oblivion. Like you never existed.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 13/03/2014 22:12
LetUsPrey · 13/03/2014 22:14

Was it like this one Hannah?

AnneWentworth · 13/03/2014 22:15

Evening wrenches.

I have been right royally fucked about by a British institution with books today so am angry so will be losing my cool with Porthos tonight.

I have read everything but these essays are going to keep me busy until Tuesday then I will be back with a glorious new spreadsheet.

All that remains is to commission mtm to do an aramis picture.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 13/03/2014 22:19

Oooh, chocolates. Ta, Anne! BloodybMilady ate all at our household, she is stressed out her exDH might want to kill her again. I told her Armand is too powerful for MoodyMoonFace to start killing her.

LetUsPrey · 13/03/2014 22:23

Thanks for the chocolates Anne. I'll have one later. My mouth's a bit busy right now. Aramis says thanks too.

Angry sex with Porthos actually sounds like it would be fun.

Oooooo Cardinal's cross with someone ...

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 13/03/2014 22:27

Anne I will do Aramis tomorrow!

Oh and I'll draw you a picture...

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HannahHorvath · 13/03/2014 22:41

Similar Letusprey, but the shot was taken from further back. They were walking into a round room with centre table and we're wearing hats I think.

I'll go back and try to find it. I don't remember where I saw it now. I usually don't really look at gifs because I'm on phone most of time and the pages never load properly.

I will away and investigate.

HannahHorvath · 13/03/2014 22:42

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 13/03/2014 22:45

Sorry? What? I can't hear you...I'm too busy scraping my exploded ovaries off the surrounding vicinity.

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MavisGrind · 13/03/2014 22:48

LetUsPrey - that picture has led me to ponder who has the best boots:

Porthos: prototype Hunters.
D'Artagnan: Clarks mums range
Athos: Dolcis
Aramis: Claires Accessories (if they did boots)

Also, in that picture, Aramis looks like he's rocking the long boots, long dress, trousers look which I wear which is sooooo '00s.

But, lord, look at that weaponry, and those belts! I'd still fuck 'em all.

HannahHorvath · 13/03/2014 22:54

Well I can't seem to find it now! Maybe it wasn't gif, maybe I found it. I did find a good stash online earlier but was on laptop at time and can't remember web page.

Will continue the search!

Did come to one very important conclusion though whilst searching back through last few pages of links.

I would like to boff Constance and the Queen together if I may. We will be the three muffeaters. I have seen one too many hot pic of Constance recently, and in one of SparkleGeeks links of changing pics, there is one of Queenie with her hair down, in under dress and she looks pretty doable too.

Sparklegeek · 13/03/2014 23:02

I think Queenie in her nightie also has Aramis in her boudoir, non? Which could mean you'll have to fight him for her attentions Hannah

LetUsPrey · 13/03/2014 23:07

I will selflessly distract Aramis for hours and hours, days in fact.

Sparklegeek · 13/03/2014 23:09

HerMaj Thu 13-Mar-14 23:05

Am posting in Relationships as I know you lovely ladies can help.

I'm just so torn. I have two suitors and I just don't know which to give my
knickers heart to. One is a lowly but very enthusiastic wench from the Mumsnetters battalion & the other a beautiful beautiful leather clad Musketeer.

But my DH cannot find out about either - what to do ladies, what to do....??

LetUsPrey · 13/03/2014 23:18
Grin

This one Hannah?