Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

miserablebeardedfucker

What you actually need is the ministrations of a somewhat more mature wench. Someone who will sympathise about past wrongs and the hatefulness of the world. I'm afraid to say that Hannah is a bit, well, fickle and flighty and doesn't really appreciate the need not to shag MTM all the others.

Dear Beardyfucker

I am beginning to get bored seeing you shlepping around with a face like a slapped arse. I appreciate the odd brooding facial expression and the sullen leaning, but please, for the love of god, get a grip on me

Love Stinklebell

PS, the bouffant is so not a good look

More billowy shirt and fighting action

Haven't had a decent silhouette shot for a while..

MiserableBeardyFucker

Look. Obvs your ex must have been amazing, but she was like mega evil and killed your brother. My advice would be Get A Fucking Grip. There's a fairly lengthy Wench Queue waiting for you so get to it. Also, stop spilling your wine. That is Wrong. Also also, that big hair back in the day was not a good look.

Right then beardyfucker.

I want you to stop being a drip and get bogging with stinklebell and mavis ( who will be needing a pick me up so no snivelling) when you're done with hannah. As I've mentioned before the first few goes might not take very long, but not to worry. And these are MN'ers so No après shag weeping, right?
Also, please sort your beard. It is a bit silly.

mrmammothcock I have had five kids, but you're not my type. Too weasly.

Ohoohoho. Athos and the duke are crossing blades (Arf). I almost find him attractive... Oh, oh, no, they've finished... And... Nope, it's gone again.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, moist musketeers

ImTooSexyForMySword you're perfect just the way you are. That last wench didn't love you. Not really. Honest. Come over here and I'll polish your pistol for you.

Oh, and Beardyfucker

A PPS to my previous post, spill red wine on my sheets and I'll kick your arse from here till next week

PPPS , ignore Twit's comments on your beard, believe me, you look much better with it

er.. CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP HARRASSING BEARDEDMOODYFUCKER

He came on here for advice, not to get flamed.

There are other posters you know!

Come here Mavis....you know what I'm going to do with these.....

MrMammothCock

Word on the street s of Paris is your mammoth cock was a typo and what you actually meant was moth's cock.

MiserableBeardyFucker Thu-13-Mar-14 20:57:39

You are SAVAGES. I vow from this moment on I shall never love another again. NEVER.

Ok, so on to episode 7. Although he features absolutely nowhere on my shag list, I do so like the king!

Dear Beardyfucker (((((hugz)))))

Mavis because of things like this?

Yes, LetUsPrey! It's the childlike demeanour, strops and giggling.

Aye, ay. Books and sword play on now. Someone alert Anne!

SpanialHairLodsamoney Thu-13-Mar-14 21:18:03

Hi. Mumsnetters. Had any good moans about the bitches on the school run or how hard it is being a SAHM? Oh I bet it's just soooooo tiring sitting on your arses drinking coffee and talking about baby poo all day EVERY DAY lol lol. Oh no, vanity sizing I'm a size 10 but I know that really means I'm a 48. Oh No I can't take my kids to a wedding the world is going to end. Oh no, I can't take little Billy out of school a month early to go on holiday to Butlins. Hahaha BUTLINS. God poor people make me sick. You mumsnetters are totes not as cool as Netmums. See YA! Xxxx

sent from my xbox

SpanialHairLodsaMoney

Yeah, like, so totes agree. You made any well cool model boats 'n all?

Oi SpanielsEars

Look at these spaniels ears UU

MiserableBeardyFucker Thursday-13-Mar-14 21:40

What the hell kind oh behaviour is that from a lady? I have never seen anything quite so vulgar. Quite frankly I am speechless. You should be ashamed of yourelf. My ExDP would never have done anything like that because she is beautiful and dignified and perfect. I love her. I miss her.

AngryCloakMan Thu-13-Mar-14 21:43

Oh poor little MiserableBeardyFucker. I believe I have just done what you and your rabid foolish peasants call "L.O.L"

Ok, so the Connie/D'Artagnan sweepy stuff is hot.

I'm just watching the end of episode 7 where they're riding into the monastery to save the Cardinal. I would quite like to see the galloping, slowed down and from the side. I bet there's some interesting musketeer hip action going on.

Who the HELL has been hacking my MW account?...

If only there was an honourable bearded leather clad man of nobility around to defend my honour? This place is rife with cut throat, low lifes.

One really doesn't feel safe anymore.