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X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

720 replies

Raahh · 07/12/2013 09:24

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations. Flowers

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume Xmas Sad

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of Wine.

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SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:49

Skorts?

Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:49
Sad
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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:49

Pleather shorts instead. And camouflage.

SeaDevilscanPlay · 07/12/2013 20:49

Convict might be a better song to detail their story (or at least one of them)

IamInvisible · 07/12/2013 20:49

No skirts! Shock

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:50

This song really doesn't work for a group for some reason.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 07/12/2013 20:50

Guest stylist this week, Helen Keller

IamInvisible · 07/12/2013 20:50

Nice I am Celeb hairband!

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:50

So much pleather

Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:50

more esr piece trauma.

Ditch the backpack!

That pleather tabard is creepy.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:50

And it seems to be too fast.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:51

Goodness. What interesting backing dancers.

Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:51

ph, Duffies. Sad

This is not good.

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SeaDevilscanPlay · 07/12/2013 20:51

Another tabard.

It looks a bit more like a stab vest this week.

BitOfFunWithSanta · 07/12/2013 20:51

The backing dancers all look like dd2 does when she needs a wee.

Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:51

Nicole likes it.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:51

They must commission those pleather tabards specially for duff copy.

snice · 07/12/2013 20:51

late again! can i have a 20 second precis?

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:51

Why DOES he take his OFRS on stage with him?
Unless he is afeared of the judges Cougar-ing him. Which I do see.

CPtart · 07/12/2013 20:51

Such random styling, like they've been let loose in a charity shop

TSSDNCOP · 07/12/2013 20:52

Not the worst though oddly.

You don't realise how much Beyonces dancing distracts you from the banality of her songs until you hear this shower of shit tonight.

Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:52

Arsey

oh yes.

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SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:52

Why do I never see ANYONE wearing pleather other than on XF? Or barely.
Is it that I is not hip? Doubtful.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:53

These were prep repaired judge comments, because they certainly aren't describing what we just watched.

GinAndIt · 07/12/2013 20:53

Why is one of them wearing an NHS x-Ray safety tunic?