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X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 09:24

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations. Flowers

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume Xmas Sad

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of Wine.

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:53

yy- Bouncy's dancing and skimpy costumes do detract from the crap she sings.

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:54

Calamitous- I know. Shazza does it all the time. it really annoys me.

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/12/2013 20:54

Hmmm...Nicole's bun gets smaller as she gets more fucked....

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 07/12/2013 20:54

I'm wearing pleather right now.

Pleather waistcoat and lederhosen. With pleather ankle warmers. All the cool kids are.

IamInvisible · 07/12/2013 20:54

Pleather is in lots of shops Sue. I don't think anyone with any taste buys it though!

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:54

Righto, start voting y'all

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:54

20 second précis: crood boy had a guitar and a hideous shirt and sang a song no one would have recognised as Beyoncé; wee barra was genuinely dire; loose screw wore another bad optical illusion dress and sang Beyoncé like she was on a cruise ship; duff copy were responsible for the death of many pleathers.

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:55

Say- I'd noticed it's getting dishevelled

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JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 07/12/2013 20:55

Voting haha good one.

TSSDNCOP · 07/12/2013 20:55

Gin I believe it is the bastard love child of a DHS pleather sofa and a Jiffy bag.

Gave it some thought during Shitzeys drunken ravings.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:55

Isit, Iam? Maybe not in the West Country yet. I will alert them to expect it in the next 5-10 years Grin

Course, maybe you shop in trendy shops and not Edinburgh Woollen Mill and Tu for Sainsburys?

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:56

Noel, do you know I can see that. In my head you are Noel Fielding, so that is entirely likely.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:56

The shops of the Gateshead metrocentre are awash with pleather. I wandered around getting increasingly grumpy about the lack of clothing for those of us who don't like pleather and leopard print.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 07/12/2013 20:57

Poor wee barra.

Still in years to come he'll be able to look back and show his grandkids the exact moment his balls dropped, on live tv

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:57

I ?as going to comment that it was getting a bit untidy as she got more animated. Rewind and watch her trying to stay upright as dermie introduced duff copy. It was quite something.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:58

So the hypothesis is that Shitsinger is having a good rummage in the Mule Bun in the ads, and will be smaller of 'do but brighter of eye in the next segment?

TSSDNCOP · 07/12/2013 20:59

I'd pick Eltons current "hit", you can justifiably sing it like a poised pub singer as the old fellas totally lost his voice now.

TSS Top Tip there.

Sue you can't swing a shitty stick in Bluewater without striking pleather. Tis very easy wipe. Handy.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:59

The sainsbury's in Gateshead might be wash with pleather too, sue. Shops seems to stock what sells in their local market. I have discovered that the women of Tyneside do not share my taste in clothing.

IamInvisible · 07/12/2013 20:59

This KFC advert is stupid!

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 21:00

Shitty will be bald by the end of the evening.

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SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 21:00

So it's Devon, or poor I, that is out of touch re pleather? Noted.

BitOfFunWithSanta · 07/12/2013 21:01

Noel Grin

snice · 07/12/2013 21:01

Grin for precis CalamitouslyWrong

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 21:01

To be fair, shitsinger no longer serves any purpose so long as xfactor us concerned. So she can get truly wasted this week.

Also she thought she was going to win, so she has sorrows to obliterate.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 21:02

Oh, NOW you go to family. Now Bo Selecta Nan is gone