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X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 09:24

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations. Flowers

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume Xmas Sad

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of Wine.

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:41

Iam -i had bleached my brain of Sausage's leggingsGrin

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LadyBeagleEyes · 07/12/2013 20:42

I'm so bored with this final three, they're too boring to even insult.
I need a Nanfucker to hate.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:42

She has lost TONNES of weight though. Skinny wee legs on her now.
Just that she's a bit stout in the middle and the stylist seems to be fixated on that

Chipstick10 · 07/12/2013 20:42

I can't warm to Sam at all. I like Luke yet the public just don't seem to be buying in to him.

SlicedLemon · 07/12/2013 20:42

FFS Nicole needs putting down.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:42

I think we're going to get some visible nipple on shitsinger by the time we have to endure candle in the wind.

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:42

She so does not look fabulous.

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BitOfFunWithSanta · 07/12/2013 20:43

I'm disappointed that I didn't even hate Sharon this year.

IamInvisible · 07/12/2013 20:43

I had, Raahh, but I got déjà-vu just then!Grin

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:43

She bloody chose candle in the wind! of course she did...

I cannot begin to express how much I hate candle in the wind.

CPtart · 07/12/2013 20:43

Duff'n sloppy up next....

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:44

Chipstick: I like Luke a lot better than screw loose. Problem is the people who vote are a very specific demographic.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:45

In related Shitsinger queries - why is EVERYTHING marque de champagne something or other this year? I had never heard the term before Nicoles' cocoa dusted balls, and now even Iceland are making marque de champagne prawn rings and the co-op M-de-S cream crackers or some such. S'everywhere.
emperor's new clothes if you ask me. Not that anyone does.

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:45

Candle in the Wind was an ok song, before Diana died.
She is responsible for so much of the fake angst, Diana.

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BitOfFunWithSanta · 07/12/2013 20:45

Blimey, that perfume ad was a bit creepy Hmm

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:46

Candle in the Wind - they're putting her in a white Marilyn column dress, innit?
With black side panels obvs.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:47

Yes. It's the fake angst that I loathe. Of course, that's exactly what screw loose is going to give us. In buckets.

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:47

Aww, doggies.

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IamInvisible · 07/12/2013 20:48

I want a Dacshund if they didn't need walking and didn't poo!

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:48

Shitsinger is sniffing and fighting not to fall of her seat as dermie talks.

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:48

So- will there be shirts?

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:48

or even skirts!

shirts is a given, i hope.

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:49

combat skirts and bobinog hats!

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:49

Could be a pleather tunic.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:49

Skirts, YY. Always Duffer Skirt.