X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

[Raahh]

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations.

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of .

Iam

Singing material in our car is now seems to be sea shanties. DS1 and DH are learning the words off the new assassin's creed game and use any opportunity they can for a tuneless singsong.

Now there's a theme xfactor has neglected...

He keeps threatening to use it as a frisbee!

Mmm Howard. I prolly wouldn't even make him wash
OK, maybe I would.

No I LIKE the Mumfords, I do. But do admit, it's too funny that they exist.

It is utterly ridiculous that they exist.

Gary's Mumfords light with meerkats on coronation street is even more ridiculous. And not in an enjoyable way.

I quite fancy one of them. My loins have no shame. LOINS

Bazza is King of Twats, I think he has done the unthinkable and out-Twatted Apeface. And he is blates toadying for a knighthood. Vulgar .

Is it the drummer cum accordion player? If so, I'm totally with you. He's only 3 years younger than DH

Could be. Cowboy-hipster hybrid of wrong-yet-right

Sue I have a sneaking suspicion my DSes have bought me tickets to see Robbie for Christmas. I am beside myself with excitement! I will actually cry if they have.

It's Time. To Face. Your Questionable Life Choices That Leave You Bitching With Internet Randoms on a Saturday Night.

only joking, love you all really

Hard to tell, as that description could potentially apply to more than one of them. He often sports the kind of beard that screams 'I've been making moonshine in the woods'. But that also applies to pretty much all of them.

@ Sue

mwahh! to all my imaginary friends.

Oh, Iam . I shall stop hating on him, shall I? So as not to piss on all the frites?

Nicole will be paying close attention? That'll be a first

You can hate him Sue, it leaves more for me!

Where is the one you're talking about sitting?

ONE ENGLISH POUND that this is Dermie's last series.
He looks weary.

I pride myself on being an internet random, sue!

Nicole has come as mortician Adams tonight.

See, i like a beardy bloke. but the Mumfords are just too clean .

Back of the sofa. Naughty boy.

Morticia.

Sharon has come as my sister!

That's the drummer cum accordion player, sue. I knew it would be him. I so would.

Kimbo-won't-wash up first
Looking 'well''