X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

[Raahh]

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations.

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of .

It will be the most lacklustre X Factor final ever!

How cringesome.

Elton Hypocrisy John on next week... must be needing a new toupee....

IamInvisible - :( for you. Hope those 42 days go really quickly. Have some

If you believe...they put a man on the moon give me some love!!

Dearie me

Agree. What a lacklustre final. Sam's bound to win.

Tbh, it will be the final that this series deserves. I.e. Utter tedium.

Sue WTF are you on about? Betty from Corrie is dead.

I hope Crood wins now. Jesus wept!

Christ it's I'm a celeb now. I'll be glad when they've all finished.

Think Nicholas should have gone home.I am Scottish and didn't vote for him.

Yes. Loose screw will certainly win now. A travesty.

I am telling you, she is on an advert. Or someone very like her, Nan-wise. Though if the actual Betty is dead then that is sad.
I am told they are BGT winners or something. Two earnest looking chaps, look like they'd like to share some good news with you.

Thanks StayCool its just a blip, because it's DS1's birthday next week, then DS2's on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. We've done almost 12 weeks now.

Shelly: I'm embarrassed that any of our fellow scots might be voting for the small middle aged man in school uniform just because he's Scottish.

Yes I'm rooting for Crood now

I fear I may face disappointment

There's a zombie Betty? Where?

Right- if i voted- which i don't- I'm going for Crood.

They had better do Christmas songs in the final- they didn't last year. Rhydian's version of 'O holy night' made me cry when he did it. Since then they have been shit.

i demand GOOD FESTIVE SINGING.

I'd suspect wee barra might be Louis' long lost son, if it weren't beyond the realms of all possibility like

I'm with you on the festive singing and crood boy ftw.

We may be disappointed on both counts.

And they better have a giant bloody Xmas tree, like the old days!

Not a giant dancing one though, just a normal big standard static giant one

the teeeeeeeeeeears on their wee facees

Right I'm of to the jungle now.
Go David.

See you next week all, I'm excited already.

Calamitous we will be disappointed together.

Well- next week is the final. I will start the penultimate X factor thread
Or the final one, if we're not feeling chatty, like.

Apparently the killers need some more money, because they're performing next week.